Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Not had a drop since the last Espresso Martini around 7pm tbf - don't need alcohol to appreciate hilarity on this scale

 

I need alcohol for this

lots of it

 

Damn right - when you only win a few it means so much more

 

Standard experiences are way more satisfying than trophies bruv

 

Hi mate.

 

Too modest mate - your single Prem title, compared to United and Citeh's haul and after we did it, is nothing to be sniffed at - your place in Premier League history - albeit with an asterisk - is totally deserved

 

Where will you go to get it? Tesco, Sainsbury, Aldi, Lidl ? - your loyalty cards prbably don't count for much

 

Weird how you only reply when you have a comeback
When someone pins you - you go off to work or silent
Night

 

We don't have them here ye flabby old fart.

 

Or might just be at work - I know; strange concept for a scouser - nighty, night

 

hi,

did you enjoy another glorious day at the bridge

 

No mate it was a night game. Are you in HK?

 

I'm not gonna accept you pretending to give a ****

you were probably playing Starcraft 2 or some ****

 

Never mind, feckless piss flap face - you can always drink fermented reindeer piss - would likely sweeten your breath

 

You genuinely just replied with "you have stinky breath"

****ing hell.

I thought everyone was chasing you about and "embarrassing themselves" what are you doing with yourself right now

 

Not really - I have no relevant experience of drinking reindeer piss- but by the time you read this you may already have switched to supping Carabou urine - you really can't be trusted to stick with one team

 

OK Fosse.