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Match Day Thread Chelsea v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 17, 2023.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    go support the Mackems then mate then you will get some perspective.
     
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  2. Griffy

    Griffy Well-Known Member

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    Who the hell decided Tripper should take one? He'd obviously not doing well at the moment so let's get him to take a penalty wtf
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Just quoting this what I said half an hour ago.

    We just always fail. Always **** things up.

    Can’t say otherwise.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The same person, who despite every single shred of evidence, also makes him take every single cross and set piece.

    A dickhead.
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Cruel way to go out ffs.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    They actually deserved to lose.. just tried holding on the entire game and when the opportunity was there to make subs and run the clock down they did nothing.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Nah get some reality. We always **** it up tell me otherwise.

    We always fluff our lines when it matters.
     
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  8. Leo Billy

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    I’ll never not love this club, but my god they seriously infuriate me. Even my Mrs who hasn’t a remote interest in footie was watching with me and said why is your number 9 still on he’s dragging his legs across the floor.

    How can’t Eddie see this? Why not bring Hall on for Wilson and go more defensively secure at the back.

    Everytime we **** it up. Even if we had Mbappé, Haaland, Messi, Ronaldo the lot we’d still somehow **** it up. It’s a mindset in this club, it’s like it will never die. **** sake man.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Should have been his second
     
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  11. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Not sure I understand why Howe didn’t empty the bench on 90mins, disrupt the game entirely and run the clock down. Saying that, Howe was minutes away from a parking the bus masterclass, an individual error has done us unfortunately
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Howe doesn't use subs to break up the last few mins .. OK we've got barely anyone but once you're in added time just use them to break the momentum.. every other manager does it.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    This will change at some point I hope but we never ever learn.

    I said we would do this and it’s not because I’m a clever dick it’s because we always do.

    This is what we do. We keep ****ing things up.

    Liverpool 10 men. Lose.
    PSG last minute. We got shafted.
    Bournmouth. wtf.
    Everton 3-0.
    Spurs 4-1.
    Today.

    We just keep on failing.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It is a culture.

    The club need to rectify it. If we go into the transfer window and don't replace some certain players I will determine whether we "get it" or don't.

    If certain players are still at Newcastle come the start of the next season, or lets be reasonable, if they're still in the starting 11. We just do not comprehend what it takes to be elite.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  16. ToonArmy1892

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    For ****s sake man.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    We beat Fulham last weekend, does that not count?
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Joseph Stalin was around the last time we won a ****ing cup man.

    We do **** it up <laugh>

    Even Middlesbrough have won more trophies than us in the last 50 years.

    Instead of going to support them ****s, I'd like to see us lift one in my lifetime
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    our time is coming…
    We’ve won more cup, Euro and lPL games than we have for over a decade or two so we edge closer and closer.
    We just need not embarrass ourselves by throwing the cheese strings and coconuts out with the half and half scarves.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Now you are sounding like a Mackem… marra man marra.
     
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