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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Except that’s not what happened at all. Otherwise another great post.
     
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    You're a pisshead
     
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    I’ll have a monkey on the 5 dog please guv
     
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    "Guys , guys , guys the cheque for the latest $100 billion has been sent yes ? Guys , guys "

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    “What power have you got?”
    “Where did you get it from?”
    “In whose interests do you use it?”
    “To whom are you accountable?”
    “How do we get rid of you"

    Tony Benn
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

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    Since one of those two horses does not qualify, it would be an act of stupidity to back it. It may also turn out that the other horse does not qualify either so it is hard to see how they would be equal odds. Only an idiot like you would back two 10/11 chances in the same race. That is why bookies go home from the races in expensive cars while punters queue up for the bus.

    You would not necessarily be a pound down. If you bet both teams in an NFL match where the point spread was 3 and the result was a win by three for the favoured team, the bets would be void and you would get your money back. The bookmaking expert will be along in a moment to disagree.
     
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    I have forgotten more about bookmaking than you ever knew, perhaps something to do with having worked for one years ago.

    Would you like to have a bet on Equinox to win the 2024 Derby? I can do you very generous odds, you can put your mortgage on and next June I will give you a cardboard box to live in on The Embankment.
     
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    You have this strange ability to argue against actual facts without bothering to tell anyone your version of reality.

    Type “uk national debt” into Google and a chart should come up showing Eurostat’s version of the debt of France, United Kingdom and Germany from 1995 to 2019 (below). In 2010 it was 74.6% and in 2019 it was 85.4%. According to the Office for National Statistics, in 2023 it is currently around 100.5%. On the graph, it looks pretty flat from 2010 onwards. That big jump from 2007 to 2010: one eyed Gordon, worse than France or Germany.

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    Well I worked for one more recently than you clearly because you know **** all based on what you’ve posted so far.
     
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    You post the facts that suit you with no evaluation whatsoever because you’re a thick old right winger who thinks life experience counts for anything. Obviously we are relatively reliant on our financial sector and more at risk in global crashes. That’s the trade-off for making **** all when we used to make a lot. We have competitive advantages which suit the UK to that sector. Brown handled the global crisis well by all accounts except yours.

    The trade-off for austerity should have been reduced debt. A flattish line from 2010 isn’t some great success for Tory economics.
     
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