Totally conclusive so far. Despite the Newcastle fans falling for Longstaff being a local hero, it's clear he is indeed responsible for global warming and therefore needs shot.
Cows! Literally all cows, every single one of them that has ever lived before, currently alive and all futures cows for the rest of time. Until that time ends for us all forever because they have killed us with their deathly methane farting antics! Save the planet people, eat meat….**** tonnes of it and enjoy it! Oh and wash it down with lashings of ice cold moo moo juice!
I’ve received a complaint from obi wan. I need to get back to him with a resolution when he’s finished breakfast. So about lunchtime.
