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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm still playing Covid lockdowns I'm never going back to work .

    I want universal basic income & a penthouse pod in Dagenham
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 22, 2023
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is tombstoning some weird kink thing ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 22, 2023
  3. Farked19

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    Not aware that it is. So probably not.
     
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    Farked19, Oct 22, 2023
  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's probably necrophilia
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 22, 2023
  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    No it's all the little gits, from the sink estate, come down to the seaside, to jump off the pier or the round tower (hard core that one) into the sea, sometimes not realising the tide is going out and ending up paralysed for life in 2 feet of water.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 22, 2023
  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The round tower is especially good, as there's some real jagged boulders at the base of it, lurking just under the water.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 22, 2023
  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  8. DMD

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    DMD, Oct 22, 2023
  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    When are you and Quatamon, going down to that London, to sort it all out?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 22, 2023
  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Probably a failed far right terrorism attack gone wrong, luckily zero casualties thus far
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 22, 2023
  12. Uncle Colm

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    Do you want to know a maths fact about Nelson? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Uncle Colm, Oct 22, 2023
  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  14. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    He has six toes and has married his sister. You still talk to statues. Case rested.
     
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    QuarterMoonII, Oct 22, 2023
  15. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I never suffered, neither did you. Grow some balls. We were expelled from America largely by British immigrants.
     
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    QuarterMoonII, Oct 22, 2023
  16. QuarterMoonII

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    That was Stargate SG-1 science fiction, you moron.
     
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    QuarterMoonII, Oct 22, 2023
  17. QuarterMoonII

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    What are the qualifications? Six toes. Married to relative. Breakfast solely consisted of donuts. Sworn allegiance to Duncan?
     
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    QuarterMoonII, Oct 22, 2023
  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Oct 22, 2023
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    But what about the other 17% o_O
     
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