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    What do you call a woman with exceptionally heavy periods ...

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    I persuaded my wife to smuggle my coke through customs by
    sticking it up her arse.
    I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
     
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    On the bus the other day I heard two young girls in the middle of a conversation.
    One said "It was a good eight inches long." Her friend asked "How big around was it ?"
    The first girl made a ring with her fingers "about this big." "Wow . . . . and did it hurt ?" "Well, yes a bit, but it was worth it."
    "How did you feel afterwards ?" "Oh, very satisfied, really." " . . . . and did it last long ?" "Well, yes it did, in fact I had to flush three times before it went away."
     
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    A german female referee gave a Red Card to Turkish player, Karim Demirbay. Player told her "You should stick to the kitchen". The referee wrote that in her report & FIFA suspended him for 5 matches & as part of his suspension, he'll also have to officiate one womens football match.

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