Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

They're the type of guy that calls me at work and I instantly know they're going to be a complete ****er.

 

I called you're work today mate.

 

Yeah you were a dick

 

Come on Galatasary.

 

These two have been pitiful tonight. Brought shame on the prem. Chance for us to show them how it's done tomorrow night.

 

Both lose.

We are literally the shining light coming through.

Let’s show them all.

We are the future.

 

Checked out last night when it was 1-1 for Man U. The Rasmus appears to have got his scoring boots on, but they're still ****.

Wonder if Ten Hag's final game will be losing at home to us...

 

Excellent, Ten Hag has just been given the backing of the Manure owners.

 

We need that to stay this way until after the cup game

 

Either way it's good news.

Either they will stick with him regardless - despite being 10th in PL and bottom of their CL group.

Or, with this public 'backing' he knows he's on a real tightrope and the clock is ticking, so he'll be panicking every game.

Popcorn time.

 

Their stand ins are always **** though - Ragnick, Solksjaaer, Giggs....maybe they might go for club legend Steve Bruce next.

 

Paul Pogba tested positive for doping and facing potential lengthy ban. He really is a liability. Could have been a truly amazing player, but his attitude sucks.

 

I want lascelles tested

 

And Trev.

 

For aids?

 

Just for a pulse would be a good start point.

 

Go on then, ask me any question and I'll answer it.

 

OK, are you a dope?