Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'm 52 this year and can confirm that being 50 is a bit ****.

 

Morning

 

trust me 60 is worse.

 

Buongiorno

Sacked off QPR with the train strikes. Thought about going to a local game or maybe go and watch the Bwood at Ebbsfleet but think I’ll stick with the golf and tv games.

 

Thanks mate

 

Interesting.

Someone has been giving @PINKIE photography lessons.

 

Born natural mate.

I’ve got a new iPhone which has got a better camera. But this just out of the van window on the way to market this morning.

 

Only 26 years until the pension kicks in probably.

 

Forces pension at 55 mate.

 

Not if you only did a Duke of Edinburgh bronze award in 1988.

 

try and do all the **** you used to do at 16 and you'll soon discover the lie your brain is telling you

 

He’s doing a geography GCSE next week actually.

 

And ****ing over the lingerie section of the Debenhams catalogue

 

Fosse collects them if you need one.

 

Fosse ****s over 1950’s knitting patterns

 

Making a scarve out of old muff hair, a particular favourite

 

Been to a wedding today, pulled a chick and ended out in a gay club with her. Nearly got into a fight with some mush who got offended by me telling him I was best dressed geezer in club.

Guess it's lottery time, fight or ****? More deets to follow xx

 

Update: ended up with neither. Ended up pursuing (unsuccessfully) the fight which lost me the fuxk

Bad times. I would say lesson learned but we all know that not true