Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Explains why I’ve been inside Mrs Foss at least three times.

 

Knob ?

 

Duck ragu actually, that i've made myself.

 

Watching the rugby mate ... proper mandem ... no ferret faced fannies involved

 

I'd like my bike back now please Flos

And you're old enough to be my Grandpa

 

Bloody egg chasers

 

Quackie Milburn.

 

No worries ... we've been divorced for over 20 years ... and she likes you ... think her words were, to paraphrase... "... like a Willy, only smaller"

 

Burnley aren't going to score, it's finished.

 

****ing awesome ... incredible intensity, sporting spectacle ...

 

You shouldn't duck Ragu it's very nice usually.

 

Never happened ... unless my sperm navigated siccessfully past your mum's oesophagus and onwards ...

 

That's not really the way a Grandpa should be talking to their Grandchildren

 

Or if the Yanks get their way and own18 premiership clubs!

 

As I said ... would be a first ... so I suspect you're adopted ... your real dad was a bloke named Bill Nicholson ... who loved a practical joke ...

 

I'm not sure this material is quite ready to take out on tour just yet Flos.

 

This game is so **** that it's got Fosse making Fosse Jokes

Come on Burnley. Save us all

 

Onana has knocked out Evans.