* It’s not about that first kiss, it’s about that first fart!
* Never trust a fart!
* Never waste a stiffy!
Masky
* Never trust a fart!
* Never waste a stiffy!
MaskyOff Topic Best Advice Ever Received?
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Don’t go running with scissors in your trousers, or in Masky’s case garden shears! Masky
Masky
Don’t waste 690 pence on a large blue cup of fizzy carbonated liquid at CCS
£6.90, used to buy you a lady of the night in the village of llandaff, back in the day, and you could get seconds if required! I was told that by Clingy!
Masky
£6.90, used to buy you a lady of the night in the village of llandaff, back in the day, and you could get seconds if required! I was told that by Clingy!
clingy was a woman ?
fk that’s a crazy price for any drink that…..let alone pop
glad I’ve no interest in entering ground ever again
Always told by the older lot in the factory I work at not to put my finger anywhere that I wouldn’t put my knob
there’s been a few fingers lost over the years but not mine
there’s been a few fingers lost over the years but not mine
Masky had two stents fitted, after suffering a mild heart attack back in 2009 (ish), also because of this I was discovered to be type 2 diabetic. A bit of a shock as I never much of a drinker and never smoked also was a keen runner! The stents were fitted as it was discovered that I had a few twisted veins (genetics), also a massive one in my todge!
Masky’s client at the time was one, Leader Rhodri Morgan who endured a similar situation, and we discussed it. He said to me, that consider yourself lucky, as he was, and imparted significant words of wisdom that I bear in mind to this day. “Blessed is he for whom the bell tinketh, than for he for whom the bell tolls!” Unfortunately he died soon after, apparently chasing a full fitness, nice man! Masky
Masky’s client at the time was one, Leader Rhodri Morgan who endured a similar situation, and we discussed it. He said to me, that consider yourself lucky, as he was, and imparted significant words of wisdom that I bear in mind to this day. “Blessed is he for whom the bell tinketh, than for he for whom the bell tolls!” Unfortunately he died soon after, apparently chasing a full fitness, nice man!
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Masky had two stents fitted, after suffering a mild heart attack back in 2009 (ish), also because of this I was discovered to be type 2 diabetic. A bit of a shock as I never much of a drinker and never smoked also was a keen runner! The stents were fitted as it was discovered that I had a few twisted veins (genetics), also a massive one in my todge!
Masky’s client at the time was one, Leader Rhodri Morgan who endured a similar situation, and we discussed it. He said to me, that consider yourself lucky, as he was, and imparted significant words of wisdom that I bear in mind to this day. “Blessed is he for whom the bell tinketh, than for he for whom the bell tolls!” Unfortunately he died soon after, apparently chasing a full fitness, nice man!
They shoot horses don’t they
clingy was a woman ?
Aber, now that’s naughty of you and typical of your cheap humour. If you want to take part in sensible social intercourse, wipe your bottom first…!
ive always been told to try harder….now even my jeans rubbing against me causes an erection
So yeah I admit it I’m a ****er
Aber pal, as a singer songwriter, and for a long time lover of sixties and folk rock, I sincerely believe that aforementioned Racing Cars song, could have been an all time classic! However it never worked for me….no cover artists seem to do it….a shame really!
MaskyAber pal, as a singer songwriter, and for a long time lover of sixties and folk rock, I sincerely believe that aforementioned Racing Cars song, could have been an all time classic! However it never worked for me….no cover artists seem to do it….a shame really!
top song and tbh I didn’t realise you was part of Buck’s Fizz
ive always been told to try harder….now even my jeans rubbing against me causes an erection
So yeah I admit it I’m a ****er
I don’t think that Aber, one a my favourite people on this forum, never a ****er in my eyes. You have the ability to laugh at yourself and it would be my pleasure to meet you one day in Aberdare, wherever the fug that is?
MaskyNot sure what you mean by Bucks Fizz?
just speed ir up and slow it down
mph I can’t make my mind up
I don’t think that Aber, one a my favourite people on this forum, never a ****er in my eyes. You have the ability to laugh at yourself and it would be my pleasure to meet you one day in Aberdare, wherever the fug that is?
oh I like you too…..but I’m not sure I could handle the frank Hennessy accent for long tbh
anyway it’s easy to find and I’m always ready to have some social just see sign that says drugs available here