Watch it mate I have a phone and I use it as a phone I dont do other gadgets that people put on a phone otherwise it wouldnt be called a phone It would be called a gadget
Excellent pass from Kane. Wonder if our midfield are watching? Wonder if Kane might fancy getting up the pitch to make those runs himself? Wonder what Jordan Henderson has over Southgate? Wonder if it’s too late to get my boots out, maybe get a game on Tuesday?
I wonder if Trev knows his phone is set to voice mode and his conversation with the TV is being posted on this forum?
I see Fat Boy is trying to be funny at my expense, again. Think I should tell Chippy the true story about Weatherspoons. That would sort him. Think I need a drink. No dear, my phone isn’t on…oh hang on. How did that happen?