Prediction League The wild prediction thread. Premier league 1-20 2023/24

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Going to have to alter all my predictions because of losing Hendo Milner and fab
I thought Hendo was gonna be brill this season

City
Utd
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
Brighton
Everton
Newcastle
Fulham
Palace
Burnley
Villa
Bournemouth
West Ham
Wolves
Sheff Utd
Luton
Forest
Brentford

FA Cup Newcastle
League Cup City
CL City

Europa - Utd after elimination from CL

ftr in all the cups we are the runners up except for CL <laugh>

we will have 8 injuries before November
Salah will be one of them
Alison will be another

3 teams will be able to qualify for CL on last day
City will win Title by at least 9 points

we will be linked to at least 20 players next transfer window and buy none of them :)
 
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Going to have to alter all my predictions because of losing Hendo Milner and fab
I thought Hendo was gonna be brill this season

City
Utd
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
Brighton
Everton
Newcastle
Fulham
Palace
Burnley
Villa
Bournemouth
West Ham
Wolves
Sheff Utd
Luton
Forest
Brentford

FA Cup Newcastle
League Cup City
CL City

Europa - Utd after elimination from CL

we will have 8 injuries before November
Salah will be one of them
Alison will be another

3 teams will be able to qualify for CL on last day
City will win Title by at least 9 points

we will be linked to at least 20 players next transfer window and buy none of them :)

Most are predicting them to be challenging for top four
 
Gaps signify the distance between teams. City to walk it. 2-5 all quite close etc

1. City



2. United
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea

6. Villa
7. Brighton
8. Newcastle
9. Spurs



10. Fulham
11. Palace
12. Brentford
13. West Ham

14. Forest
15. Bournemouth
16. Burnley
17. Everton

18. Wolves
19. Luton
20. Sheff United
 
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Most are predicting them to be challenging for top four
I am not most people then clearly lol <laugh>

someone who is expecting to do well won’t do

my big worry is what my clear beef is with Brentford
They shouldn’t be worried
Think I tipped them to go down last season lol
 
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I am not most people then clearly lol <laugh>

someone who is expecting to do well won’t do

my big worry is what my clear beef is with Brentford
They shouldn’t be worried
Think I tipped them to go down last season lol

I’m more surprised about how well you think spurs will do
 
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Mine are pure guesses As I'm not confident of anything bar 1st and 20th.

1. City
2. Arsenal - Based on ab9lity to score goals and a lot of them



3. United - based on defence was good but i don't see a lot of goals (yet,) a long way back from the title race

4. Liverpool - based on I cant figure who will actually challenge for 4th out of the group below
5. Villa - have Europe. will defend well but defensive coach = less goals
6. Newcastle - have euro but i think will have continuity - again will they get the goals.
7. Chelsea - I am thinking that that are not quite as hot as a lot of people seem to rate them as. I think there's still a lot of work to do to mould 40 players into a squad
8. Brighton - in Europe, buys are quite mixed imo. I think this will be a top half club but need some work.
9. Spurs - New manager, Kane stuff, blah blah. They are **** defensively and that's why i put them bottom of this pile


10. Palace - pure guess. I can tell who will end up best of the bottom half honestly.
11. West Ham - Europe again. i think moyes will be sacked and new manager will get them up to here by the end
12. Brentford - we will see. toney is a huge miss.
13. Forest - couldn't play away from home. just don't know.
14. Bournemouth - manager is a huge risk
15. Fulham - have lost some stuff but i feel home form will be good.


16. Everton - can't score, cant they defend? There's 4 worse sides IMO
17. Burnley - have invested, have Kompany, lets see.
18. Wolves - imploding right now, but manager could be key. he could make them a right bunch of cloggers.
19. Sheff United - team has not improved one jot.
20. Luton - brave. but lets see. I have them as 20th.

so yeah, LFC could be anywhere from 4th to 9th. I don't see that defence being higher than 4th though.

City for the title, Wolves, Sheff utd and luton my early calls now for the drop.
 
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City will be stripped of their titles for FFP breaches.
There, that's the most outrageously unlikely thing I can come up with.

As for predicting the league places - that's way too much effort.
I'll just say we'll win it.
 
Mine are pure guesses As I'm not confident of anything bar 1st and 20th.

1. City
2. Arsenal - Based on ab9lity to score goals and a lot of them



3. United - based on defence was good but i don't see a lot of goals (yet,) a long way back from the title race

4. Liverpool - based on I cant figure who will actually challenge for 4th out of the group below
5. Villa - have Europe. will defend well but defensive coach = less goals
6. Newcastle - have euro but i think will have continuity - again will they get the goals.
7. Chelsea - I am thinking that that are not quite as hot as a lot of people seem to rate them as. I think there's still a lot of work to do to mould 40 players into a squad
8. Brighton - in Europe, buys are quite mixed imo. I think this will be a top half club but need some work.
9. Spurs - New manager, Kane stuff, blah blah. They are **** defensively and that's why i put them bottom of this pile


10. Palace - pure guess. I can tell who will end up best of the bottom half honestly.
11. West Ham - Europe again. i think moyes will be sacked and new manager will get them up to here by the end
12. Brentford - we will see. toney is a huge miss.
13. Forest - couldn't play away from home. just don't know.
14. Bournemouth - manager is a huge risk
15. Fulham - have lost some stuff but i feel home form will be good.


16. Everton - can't score, cant they defend? There's 4 worse sides IMO
17. Burnley - have invested, have Kompany, lets see.
18. Wolves - imploding right now, but manager could be key. he could make them a right bunch of cloggers.
19. Sheff United - team has not improved one jot.
20. Luton - brave. but lets see. I have them as 20th.

so yeah, LFC could be anywhere from 4th to 9th. I don't see that defence being higher than 4th though.

City for the title, Wolves, Sheff utd and luton my early calls now for the drop.
Oops lol
 
PL...
1. Liverpool
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EL = Liverpool
FA Cup = Liverpool
League Cup = Liverpool
City will be stripped of their titles for FFP breaches.
There, that's the most outrageously unlikely thing I can come up with.

As for predicting the league places - that's way too much effort.
I'll just say we'll win it.

FFS

[HASHTAG]#lazybatard[/HASHTAG] :bandit:
 
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I've barely paid attention to what other clubs are doing over the summer, so probably I'm way off but...

Winner By Some Margin
1 City


Distant Chasing Pack
2 ManUtd
3 Arsenal
4 Liverpool
5 Newcastle

Faint Hopes
6 Villa
7 Chelsea
8 Spurs

Midtable
9 Brighton
10 Palace
11 Fulham
12 Burnley
13 Brentford


Relegation Fight
14 Everton
15 Bournemouth
16 West Ham
17 Wolves
18 Forest

Doomed
19 Sheff Utd
20 Luton
 
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I've barely paid attention to what other clubs are doing over the summer, so probably I'm way off but...

Winner By Some Margin
1 City


Distant Chasing Pack
2 ManUtd
3 Arsenal
4 Liverpool
5 Newcastle

Faint Hopes
6 Villa
7 Chelsea
8 Spurs

Midtable
9 Brighton
10 Palace
11 Fulham
12 Burnley
13 Brentford


Relegation Fight
14 Everton
15 Bournemouth
16 West Ham
17 Wolves
18 Forest

Doomed
19 Sheff Utd
20 Luton
Sounds about right to me. West Ham could be mid-table if they have a good season.