Think you said that about Arsenal last season
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How much would Brighton want? Surely £100 million
I went into Sports Direct on Tuesday and asked for some condoms and KY jelly:
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
On Wednesday I asked for a dual action 12 inch black dildo, some anal beads and a gimp mask.
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
So, on Thursday, I went in and asked for some love eggs and a whip.
Always with the same reply.
Today as I went in, the assistant took me to one side and said. "Mate, you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the f*ck do you really want?"
I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said. "Can I have a Newcastle home shirt please?"
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
On Wednesday I asked for a dual action 12 inch black dildo, some anal beads and a gimp mask.
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
So, on Thursday, I went in and asked for some love eggs and a whip.
Always with the same reply.
Today as I went in, the assistant took me to one side and said. "Mate, you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the f*ck do you really want?"
I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said. "Can I have a Newcastle home shirt please?"
Well I never saw this result coming, Villa have been totally butchered.
Hoped for a 2-1 fight for our lives tbh.
It's been a complete massacre this second half, we are the real deal
Fell apart without Mings on the pitch. Could have been 7 or 8 what I’ve seen of it.
Until Haaland casts his eyes on us and we melt
Newcastle when City and Haaland have had enough
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Not sure what sort of side they’ll play against you. They’ve got a big game in Europe just a few days before they play you.
Don't forget guys, Bayern Munich are on now on SKY Sports Football, Kane is on the bench.
