Off Topic Cricket Thread

Wood's speeds down now.
Our bowlers just aren't looking threatening.
Australia's always do.

 

Pitch has gone docile.....

 

Marnus! What were you thinking?

 

Bye Smithy

 

Smith, what were you thinking?
My reverse psychology is keeping us in this.

 

It's no good trying to pretend that you're not really a miserable doom-monger, Col.

 

****ing hell Bairstow caught something.


Surely we can get 200 in the fourth innings? Please? Pretty please?

 

Still living in your head mate?
I'm realistic, you're ridiculously over optimistic.
If you're right, how do you explain me being more positive about the England football team than any other poster on here?

 

So, with Mitch Marsh looking like Bradman, you think the Aussies will only get another 70 with 6 wickets still in hand?

Hope you're right obviously.
I reckon/hope we'll be chasing no more than around 325.

 

Is that you and Stan?

 

Why hasn't Marsh played test cricket for so long?
He looks the best batsman they have.
Must get him early tomorrow.

 

WTF! Fell asleep for about an hour and Aussies lose 3!
Up to Mitch, Travis and, your most wanted, Alex to lead a rearguard action.
Long day tomorrow, ..hopefully.

 

Still all square after another brilliant day's cricket.

Anything under 350 and we'll get them.

 

Statler's face looks familiar. Hmmm? (Oh, excuse me while I zip my flies!)

Sorry Stoller, say again. To whom were you alluding with this photo.

 

The way Stokes is belting the leather off the ball, 350 is easily within reach in final two and a bit days.
He just needs support staff and we need rain. Anybody know a quick acting rain dance?
https://quotesbae.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Life-Dancing-In-The-Rain-Quote-06.jpg

 

What I want to know is how many of you ****ers actually have a job, as all you seem to do all day is watch cricket and bitch like **** on here

 

Once again Steels, you are the voice of reason.

 

I watch while I'm working. Don't get much done.

 

Public servant then.