Transfer Rumours Summer Transfer Window 2023

I would win

 

Wednesday definitely delivered.

Two attractive birds have finally arrived in Newcastle.

 

Don’t rate him at all as a footballer. 5 games a season is not a £30m footballer.
He’s had 18 months under EH and can’t see him improving much more than he has.
If we get £30m I’d be delighted

 

What would your business plan be?
And would it take into account you spending half the year on holiday?

 

They really were. I’d smash them both.

 

I bet pardew would've raped the two blondes by now.

 

If I told you would steal the idea. Of course it takes in account my half a year holiday!

 

IF you were to win, Chaos wants to know whether you'd have an opening for a Global Head of Screenshots on a £250k pa salary plus bonuses.

 

I'm not working with a guy that accepts sand

 

I’ll put in a word to Lord Sugar

 

I can get £3.99 for that bag of sand

 

****ing hell can you tell him I'll sell them the coordinates to a beach full of sand ?

 

And that’s why you’re being paid £250k a year

 

All of a sudden I've been imagining sandys arse in those black pants and I've lost the context of our conversation.

 

You’re fired!

 

OK sandy

 

Absolutely

 

Pmsl

 

Where are these 30m valuations of ASM coming from?

Put it this way, if he played for a different club would you be happy to spend 30m on him? 12 goals and 19 assists in 111 prem games for a wide forward is pretty poor going. Add in the poor injury record