in advance . . . . There were two cats, an English cat called “one two three” and a French one called “Un Deux Trois” who were racing across the channel. Which one won? The English one. Why ? Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
Right you f*****g c**t, I'm going to f*****g sue the arse off you ... ... I posted that, on here, months ago!!! Watch your letter box you f*****g plagiarising tosser ... ... it'll either be a letter from my solicitor or a gallon of unleaded. TBH the solicitor's letter would probably be cheaper
Another owldy . . . . I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for greasy ovens ?" She said "ammonia cleaner" I replied "sorry love . . . . I thought that you were a shop assistant"