The Ashes

[Rum & Black for 2]

On Sky they are talking about the Women’s Ashes series starting tomorrow. So, exactly which ‘ashes’ are these that they are talking about?

I know the story about where the ‘ashes’ for the men’s series came from. Can’t say that I can say the same about the women’s ashes.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The gashes

 

[Obi Wan]

The gashes

 

[GeordieHalfbreed]

Looks like today is one of those 'watch Steve Smith bat all day' sessions. Depressingly familiar.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

I hate obi and munson

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Looks like today is one of those 'watch Steve Smith bat all day' sessions. Depressingly familiar.

Smith's mother was born in London and he has dual British and Australian citizenship.

 

[Obi Wan]

I hate obi and munson

 

[Fox Mulder]

I hate obi and munson

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[GeordieHalfbreed]

Turns out Bazball = rely on Joe Root to do everything. Poor guy, when averaging 50 with the bat isn't enough.

 

[Fox Mulder]

England going to get another good walloping!

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[Obi Wan]

Is this crap still on again?

As if the transfer window didn't already feel slow enough, this rubbish just adds to the pain. It's like life is in slow motion.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Is this crap still on again?

As if the transfer window didn't already feel slow enough, this rubbish just adds to the pain. It's like life is in slow motion.

Yeah and the cricket fans amongst us we can torture throughout the impending white wash over the coming weeks.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

England going to get another good walloping!

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It looks like it. They are playing like a bunch of pussies. Steve Smith more English than the England captain

 

[Fox Mulder]

It looks like it. They are playing like a bunch of pussies. Steve Smith more English than the England captain

England will always be ****e in comparison to Australia.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

England will always be ****e in comparison to Australia.

Apart from at football, darts, snooker, boxing, athletics, and we keep beating them at rugby union when it matters.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

So the trick is get everyone out so Smith has no one to bat with….

 

[Fox Mulder]

Apart from at football, darts, snooker, boxing, athletics, and we keep beating them at rugby union when it matters.

So you know they're superior at cricket.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

So you know they're superior at cricket.

But you're not impressed with any aussie superiority at cricket as you don't rate the game. So what you banging on about?

 

[GeordieHalfbreed]

Yeah and the cricket fans amongst us we can torture throughout the impending white wash over the coming weeks.

Mate, I'm an England cricket fan. There is no mental anguish you can put me through that hasn't been inflicted on me by our Test side over the years.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Mate, I'm an England cricket fan. There is no mental anguish you can put me through that hasn't been inflicted on me by our Test side over the years.

I'll accept this challenge over the course of the coming weeks.