Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Yeah would be interesting. They often do one like “Kane to have a shot” or “a corner in the match”. They aren’t mugs.

 

The winners won't give a **** tbf

 

Cahanoglu - that has to be one of the most embarrassing dives I've ever seen on a football pitch

 

GET IN!!!!

 

True

 

Lolkaku

 

Lukaku blocking a goal for his own team. Legend.

 

Taking his hate of man utd to the max

 

I heard once that Joleon Lescott had a long term injury reported as an ACL or something but he’d actually shagged a local gangster’s bird and been filled in for it.

 

I was told by tons of Liverpudlians that the reason Gerrard didn't move to Chelsea was because a local gangster called Pancake had threatened him and his family. Rumour was also that Gerrards wife did coke with Pancake and perhaps other stuff too. Prefer your story but basically if you give a young person lots of money and freedom they're likely to get involved in some crazy ****.

 

Pancake was gonna batter him on a Tuesday I heard.

 

Gerrard creped himself.

 

Lukaku is like watching Devon White.

 

Ederson ... and that is all

 

Not a particularly good game, but it did have quite a few good moments.
Ederson MotM.
Unlucky Sucky.

 

We just got a mention from Joelon Lescott. ****ing massive.

 

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well done to Man City, Champions Of Europe.

I bet Lolaku is heading back to Chelski, the big useless ****.