Pitch update
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Wow, that pitch is so precious that Gareth has promised that the ball won’t touch it as far as QPR are concerned.
Having matching pitches didn’t seem to make a difference last season if you go by our results. But good to see the board are keeping to their planned budget when it comes to the main pitch (you assume they had a planned budget knowing it’s life was up after 10 years).
I’d have gone down the John Beck route and played on as **** a pitch as possible with the grass ludicrously long in the corners to hold the ball up but this will suit our trendy foreign manager from October.
I have a sneaking suspicion Gareth will surprise many of us this coming season…. But, then again, I also think Brexit is going well.
The only problem with hoping he gets the best out of the players is that we won’t have any players.
For the sort of play we’re anticipating from him he only needs a handful of seals from a Sea Life Centre or circus.
Bunch of ****ing seals in the stand clapping off our 4-0 home defeat to Rotherham too probably.
I’m looking forward to the London derby against Milwalrus.
A couple of less than enticing trips to South Whales.
Sorry, when l read the thread title, l thought was going to be a Tony Greig pitch report for the upcoming Ashes!