Off Topic Film Quotes
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Francis Fratelli : Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli : I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Chunk: Everything. Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli : I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
The day I get out of prison, my own brother, picks me up.... in a police car.
"Cops"
"And they ain't carrying no picket sign"
"They gunna kick somebody ass"
"And they ain't carrying no picket sign"
"They gunna kick somebody ass"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ON RICHARDS"!!
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ON RICHARDS"!!
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ON RICHARDS"!!
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!
John Winger : [Sarcastically] Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure. I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
My favourite part of the film is where they get smacked to **** by the nun for swearing
My favourite part of the film is where they get smacked to **** by the nun for swearing
fat penguin
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
"The sheriff's a 
ding" is ingenious and a 'stand-out' in the overall mickey taking of racism in Blazing Saddles 
ding" is ingenious and a 'stand-out' in the overall mickey taking of racism in Blazing Saddles
Not exactly a film quote but one if the funniest scenes in the film
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Not a movie quote, more of a movie exchange. When I first saw this I felt as uncomfortable as if i was actually there sitting around their table. Then when Liotta calls him it again twice!
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