Confirmed (Finally): Russell Martin appointed Saints manager

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Saintmagic said:
Martin probably waiting to see if Leicester go down so he can go there
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In the highly unlikely event of that happening, this thread will be much longer and pretty toxic! Might be an idea to take a breather from reading it for a while!

But not likely, so we can bask in the new man's vision etc etc, players queuing up to be the first to be 'right behind the manager etc'.
 
- Doing The Lambert Walk said:
On this -
looking at the teams who are/will be going up, they hired:

- Burnley: a young manager who contrived to win nothing with Anderlecht despite their historical dominance of Belgium, and arrived with no experience of playing or coaching in the Championship. A name, but not an awful lot by way of evidence for success. Also had to ride the wave of huge squad turnover and financial issues in the background.

- Sheffield United: Paul Heckingbottom, the failed Leeds and Hibernian head coach. Had a decent run with Barnsley in League 1 five years ago but that’s pretty much it for his CV. Also not a name.

- Luton Town: another young coach, this time one who was eaten up and spat out by Watford (not an exclusive club anymore…) after winning promotion from League Two with Forest Green. And that’s it. Had been managing for about 15 months and was also not a name.

- Coventry City: lower league journeyman manager Mark Robins, who did well in his first managerial gig at Rotherham between 2007-2009 but then didn’t do enough at Barnsley and got sacked by Huddersfield and Scunthorpe and spent a while out of the game. Got his career back on track at Coventry but it’s taken six years of squad building to just reach a play-off final - admittedly in different circumstances. Also not a name.

I couldn’t really care less about whether the manager’s name massages people’s egos. I just want to get a coach who can… well, coach. And not make a giant sideshow of the club: a la Nathan Jones or Frank Lampard’s Derby.
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So the rookie coach who hadn’t even coached in the division before ended up coming out on top against Robins…

Two of the three had never coached at that level before and were less than five years into their careers.

Let’s hope the pattern holds.
 
Dear Russ, I got on chatgpt and with a little bit of editing I came up with your introductory speech.

DAY ONE. RUSSELL MARTIN MEETS THE SOUTHAMPTON PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Alright Lads, I’m Russ, I’m the new manager - bet you’ve heard that one a few times recently

(laughter).

Yeah, I’ve been hired by the club, on less money that you lot, to work twice as many hours as you do and somehow teach you how to win the game you're supposed to be good at. (Silence)

It's time to wake the **** up.

You have been given the privilege of playing professional football, unfortunately, many of you have let that privilege go to waste. You have not lived up to the expectations placed upon you, and in doing so, you have embarrassed yourselves, the fans, and this club.

You have been paid exorbitant amounts of money to do what you love. You are living a dream that millions can only fantasize about. And what have you done? Squandered it.

You have not only let yourselves down, you have let down the supporters who pour their heart and soul into this club. They have invested their time, their money, and their unwavering support, expecting to see a team that fights tooth and nail for victory. Instead, they have witnessed lackluster performances, defeat after defeat, and barely a hint of passion on the field.

You are out of excuses. This is a great club, you have been handed every resource, every advantage to succeed, and you shown yourselves to be inadequate. Your actions have consequences, and from this moment on, there will be no more tolerance for complacency or underperformance.

You will be held accountable for your performances, both in training and on match days. No longer will your lackluster efforts be tolerated. If you cannot find the motivation, the discipline, and the determination to improve, then I will find someone who can. This is a competitive sport, and only the strongest survive. You should look around this room now and imagine yourselves cut from the club and unwanted by anyone else. It’s not that far fetched, is it. Picture your worst performance this season and ask yourself what level of club would want you? You’ll be lucky to be pushing trolleys at Tescos.

Feel it! Understand the weight of the jersey you wear. This club has a proud history, and it deserves players who are willing to bleed for it. You have been given the opportunity to make a name for yourselves, to leave a lasting legacy in the world of football. And yet, you have squandered that opportunity through a lack of commitment and an unwillingness to go the extra mile.

I demand a change in attitude. I demand a change in work ethic. I demand a change in mindset. You will show me, the fans, and this club that you are worth every penny of the ridiculous salaries you earn. No longer will we accept defeat as a mere consequence of the game. You will fight tooth and nail, leaving everything on that pitch, knowing that the weight of failure is no longer an option.

It's time to reclaim your pride, your honor, and your integrity. Each and every one of you will be held accountable for your actions moving forward. Those who cannot rise to the challenge will be swiftly replaced by individuals who hunger for success and are willing to give everything for this club.

Do not forget the privilege you have been given. Do not forget the opportunity that lies in front of you. The time for excuses and underperformance is over.

Prove to me, prove to the fans, and prove to yourselves that you deserve to wear the Southampton jersey. Show me that you are willing to fight for every inch of the pitch and for every victory.

The road back to the Premier League starts now. It's time to restore some honor and pride to Southampton Football Club.
 
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SaintinNZ said:
Dear Russ, I got on chatgpt and with a little bit of editing I came up with your introductory speech.

DAY ONE. RUSSELL MARTIN MEETS THE SOUTHAMPTON PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Alright Lads, I’m Russ, I’m the new manager - bet you’ve heard that one a few times recently

(laughter).

Yeah, I’ve been hired by the club, on less money that you lot, to work twice as many hours as you do and somehow teach you how to win the game you're supposed to be good at. (Silence)

It's time to wake the **** up.

You have been given the privilege of playing professional football, unfortunately, many of you have let that privilege go to waste. You have not lived up to the expectations placed upon you, and in doing so, you have embarrassed yourselves, the fans, and this club.

You have been paid exorbitant amounts of money to do what you love. You are living a dream that millions can only fantasize about. And what have you done? Squandered it.

You have not only let yourselves down, you have let down the supporters who pour their heart and soul into this club. They have invested their time, their money, and their unwavering support, expecting to see a team that fights tooth and nail for victory. Instead, they have witnessed lackluster performances, defeat after defeat, and barely a hint of passion on the field.

You are out of excuses. This is a great club, you have been handed every resource, every advantage to succeed, and you shown yourselves to be inadequate. Your actions have consequences, and from this moment on, there will be no more tolerance for complacency or underperformance.

You will be held accountable for your performances, both in training and on match days. No longer will your lackluster efforts be tolerated. If you cannot find the motivation, the discipline, and the determination to improve, then I will find someone who can. This is a competitive sport, and only the strongest survive. You should look around this room now and imagine yourselves cut from the club and unwanted by anyone else. It’s not that far fetched, is it. Picture your worst performance this season and ask yourself what level of club would want you? You’ll be lucky to be pushing trolleys at Tescos.

Feel it! Understand the weight of the jersey you wear. This club has a proud history, and it deserves players who are willing to bleed for it. You have been given the opportunity to make a name for yourselves, to leave a lasting legacy in the world of football. And yet, you have squandered that opportunity through a lack of commitment and an unwillingness to go the extra mile.

I demand a change in attitude. I demand a change in work ethic. I demand a change in mindset. You will show me, the fans, and this club that you are worth every penny of the ridiculous salaries you earn. No longer will we accept defeat as a mere consequence of the game. You will fight tooth and nail, leaving everything on that pitch, knowing that the weight of failure is no longer an option.

It's time to reclaim your pride, your honor, and your integrity. Each and every one of you will be held accountable for your actions moving forward. Those who cannot rise to the challenge will be swiftly replaced by individuals who hunger for success and are willing to give everything for this club.

Do not forget the privilege you have been given. Do not forget the opportunity that lies in front of you. The time for excuses and underperformance is over.

Prove to me, prove to the fans, and prove to yourselves that you deserve to wear the Southampton jersey. Show me that you are willing to fight for every inch of the pitch and for every victory.

The road back to the Premier League starts now. It's time to restore some honor and pride to Southampton Football Club.
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and listen closely. Today, I, Nathan Jones, your former Luton and Southampton manager, stand before you as the manager of this fine Nando's establishment. Now, I must admit, I'm not here to deliver your typical run-of-the-mill motivational speech. No, no, no. I have something far more... unique in store for you.

You see, life is like the breathtaking Welsh countryside. It's filled with rolling hills, lush green pastures, and magnificent landscapes. Just like those picturesque vistas, success may seem far away, hidden amidst the mist and uncertainty. But fear not, my dear underlings, for I shall guide you through this metaphorical wilderness.

Imagine yourselves as brave adventurers traversing the valleys of customer service, armed with the courage to tackle any challenge that comes your way. Picture the sizzling grills as roaring dragons, and the chicken as your mighty sword. Together, we shall conquer the gastronomic battlefields, serving succulent dishes to all who hunger.

But remember, the Welsh countryside is not without its pitfalls. Just as nature tests its inhabitants with treacherous terrains, we shall face our fair share of difficulties. Perhaps the customer demands extra peri-peri sauce, or the fryer malfunctions during peak hours. These are the trials we must face head-on, with the resilience of a shepherd braving the elements.

In those moments of doubt, think of the Welsh countryside once again. The serene beauty of Snowdonia, the enchanting castles of Caernarfon, and the poetic mystique of Dylan Thomas' words. Let their spirit infuse you with unwavering determination, as you strive to provide a Nando's experience that transcends the boundaries of a mere meal.

Remember, my fellow underlings, we are not just servers and cooks. We are ambassadors of flavor, curators of taste, and custodians of the Nando's legacy. So, let the Welsh countryside be our muse, our wellspring of inspiration. Together, we shall conquer the challenges that lie ahead and forge a culinary masterpiece that echoes through the valleys of gastronomy.

Now, my courageous comrades, go forth and create magic in the kitchen. May the Welsh countryside guide your every step, and may the fiery spirit of Nando's be forever imprinted on your hearts. Onward, to victory!

Awkward silence fills the room as the underlings exchange perplexed glances.
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SaintinNZ said:
Dear Russ, I got on chatgpt and with a little bit of editing I came up with your introductory speech.

DAY ONE. RUSSELL MARTIN MEETS THE SOUTHAMPTON PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Alright Lads, I’m Russ, I’m the new manager - bet you’ve heard that one a few times recently

(laughter).

Yeah, I’ve been hired by the club, on less money that you lot, to work twice as many hours as you do and somehow teach you how to win the game you're supposed to be good at. (Silence)

It's time to wake the **** up.

You have been given the privilege of playing professional football, unfortunately, many of you have let that privilege go to waste. You have not lived up to the expectations placed upon you, and in doing so, you have embarrassed yourselves, the fans, and this club.

You have been paid exorbitant amounts of money to do what you love. You are living a dream that millions can only fantasize about. And what have you done? Squandered it.

You have not only let yourselves down, you have let down the supporters who pour their heart and soul into this club. They have invested their time, their money, and their unwavering support, expecting to see a team that fights tooth and nail for victory. Instead, they have witnessed lackluster performances, defeat after defeat, and barely a hint of passion on the field.

You are out of excuses. This is a great club, you have been handed every resource, every advantage to succeed, and you shown yourselves to be inadequate. Your actions have consequences, and from this moment on, there will be no more tolerance for complacency or underperformance.

You will be held accountable for your performances, both in training and on match days. No longer will your lackluster efforts be tolerated. If you cannot find the motivation, the discipline, and the determination to improve, then I will find someone who can. This is a competitive sport, and only the strongest survive. You should look around this room now and imagine yourselves cut from the club and unwanted by anyone else. It’s not that far fetched, is it. Picture your worst performance this season and ask yourself what level of club would want you? You’ll be lucky to be pushing trolleys at Tescos.

Feel it! Understand the weight of the jersey you wear. This club has a proud history, and it deserves players who are willing to bleed for it. You have been given the opportunity to make a name for yourselves, to leave a lasting legacy in the world of football. And yet, you have squandered that opportunity through a lack of commitment and an unwillingness to go the extra mile.

I demand a change in attitude. I demand a change in work ethic. I demand a change in mindset. You will show me, the fans, and this club that you are worth every penny of the ridiculous salaries you earn. No longer will we accept defeat as a mere consequence of the game. You will fight tooth and nail, leaving everything on that pitch, knowing that the weight of failure is no longer an option.

It's time to reclaim your pride, your honor, and your integrity. Each and every one of you will be held accountable for your actions moving forward. Those who cannot rise to the challenge will be swiftly replaced by individuals who hunger for success and are willing to give everything for this club.

Do not forget the privilege you have been given. Do not forget the opportunity that lies in front of you. The time for excuses and underperformance is over.

Prove to me, prove to the fans, and prove to yourselves that you deserve to wear the Southampton jersey. Show me that you are willing to fight for every inch of the pitch and for every victory.

The road back to the Premier League starts now. It's time to restore some honor and pride to Southampton Football Club.
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Can you imagine the reaction of these over privileged snowflakes to this "honest" statement? Oh to be a fly on the wall
 
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SaintinNZ said:
Dear Russ, I got on chatgpt and with a little bit of editing I came up with your introductory speech.

DAY ONE. RUSSELL MARTIN MEETS THE SOUTHAMPTON PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Alright Lads, I’m Russ, I’m the new manager - bet you’ve heard that one a few times recently

(laughter).

Yeah, I’ve been hired by the club, on less money that you lot, to work twice as many hours as you do and somehow teach you how to win the game you're supposed to be good at. (Silence)

It's time to wake the **** up.

You have been given the privilege of playing professional football, unfortunately, many of you have let that privilege go to waste. You have not lived up to the expectations placed upon you, and in doing so, you have embarrassed yourselves, the fans, and this club.

You have been paid exorbitant amounts of money to do what you love. You are living a dream that millions can only fantasize about. And what have you done? Squandered it.

You have not only let yourselves down, you have let down the supporters who pour their heart and soul into this club. They have invested their time, their money, and their unwavering support, expecting to see a team that fights tooth and nail for victory. Instead, they have witnessed lackluster performances, defeat after defeat, and barely a hint of passion on the field.

You are out of excuses. This is a great club, you have been handed every resource, every advantage to succeed, and you shown yourselves to be inadequate. Your actions have consequences, and from this moment on, there will be no more tolerance for complacency or underperformance.

You will be held accountable for your performances, both in training and on match days. No longer will your lackluster efforts be tolerated. If you cannot find the motivation, the discipline, and the determination to improve, then I will find someone who can. This is a competitive sport, and only the strongest survive. You should look around this room now and imagine yourselves cut from the club and unwanted by anyone else. It’s not that far fetched, is it. Picture your worst performance this season and ask yourself what level of club would want you? You’ll be lucky to be pushing trolleys at Tescos.

Feel it! Understand the weight of the jersey you wear. This club has a proud history, and it deserves players who are willing to bleed for it. You have been given the opportunity to make a name for yourselves, to leave a lasting legacy in the world of football. And yet, you have squandered that opportunity through a lack of commitment and an unwillingness to go the extra mile.

I demand a change in attitude. I demand a change in work ethic. I demand a change in mindset. You will show me, the fans, and this club that you are worth every penny of the ridiculous salaries you earn. No longer will we accept defeat as a mere consequence of the game. You will fight tooth and nail, leaving everything on that pitch, knowing that the weight of failure is no longer an option.

It's time to reclaim your pride, your honor, and your integrity. Each and every one of you will be held accountable for your actions moving forward. Those who cannot rise to the challenge will be swiftly replaced by individuals who hunger for success and are willing to give everything for this club.

Do not forget the privilege you have been given. Do not forget the opportunity that lies in front of you. The time for excuses and underperformance is over.

Prove to me, prove to the fans, and prove to yourselves that you deserve to wear the Southampton jersey. Show me that you are willing to fight for every inch of the pitch and for every victory.

The road back to the Premier League starts now. It's time to restore some honor and pride to Southampton Football Club.
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Dressing room in unison;

**** you Russ we're millionaires.
 
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