I fell asleep during the game, woke up and thought why have the teams changed their kits. Anyway couldn't be arsed to change channel but it just flashed up Stockport won on pens.
The lad was busting. What's he supposed to do? Did I touch a nerve mentioning you pay the council rent for your stadium?
Yeah, he was wasted right and was just gagging for a ****? He completely blanked he was in the stadium