Last train to Clarksville We've want a class pass from Clarkie That'll meet you on your head son! He is loved here by the Wear For his speedy reputation He's not slow, Oh no, no, no! Oh no, no, no! And they don't know when to tackle or let go! Oh no, no, no! Oh no, no, no!
Dancing in the dark "Playing out one the left wing Then playing wide on the right He's young and he's hungry He can run all day and he'll run all night Defenders heads in a righ spin Dunno where he is on the park One Nill to Sunlund You've just been skinned by Jackie Clarke Der der der der der" I'll get me coat.
Hit the wing Jack, and skin the right back To score more score more score more score more Hit the wing Jack, and hear the Sunderland roar To the tune of Hit The Road Jack, obviously.
To the tune of "Joe Hill" I dreamed I saw Jack Clarke last night steaming down the wing He turned the fullback inside out and got his shot away I dreamed I saw Jack Clarke last night tucking in his shirt He is the man to organise and spark our brilliant play
Jack Clarke runs down the wing, Scores a goal and the Sunderland sing. Repeat. Nice and easy so no thought needed. These seem to work best for us.