Terrace nostalgia isn't the sole realm of the fading gammon, as I remember testosterone was fairly universal and reminiscences may occur spontaneously on various threads not in little neat boxes marked 'fao psychos only' away from you normals.Depends what you call sad.
I'm not saying don't regale us with tales of Stanley knives, allotments, coins, bearings, washers etc but please understand it bears no relation to the majority experience folk attend football for in today's world.
Just do it on your own fadingly testosterone-fuelled, gammon headed thread of your own?
Seems a reasonable request..