The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

The Geordie equivalent of Sweats and Ruff....

 

this ^

 

Thanks lads, very nice of you.


You should have added but without the millions in cash. Us not them.






Let's get ready to rumble, let's get to rumble. Get ready, get ready and tumble, everybody rumble. Genius.

 

See this bird with Peter Kenyon;

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she's sucked me off.

 

Nice... How much did you have to pay her??

 

Bit on the skinny side mate. Ths Hammerhead would split that

 

Sweats, she pursued me voraciously. And I can't blame her for that. She should have been paying me.


Red, she's very chesty mind. Nice and big.

 

Suppose a tit-f..k then

 

I only brought this up as I guess she's as much a celebrity as this bird on I'm a celebrity. She sprang to mind.

 

Who's Peter Kenyon anyway?

 

Oh come on.


Anyway, she's a big shot in her own right. Solicitor who set up the United deal with Nike etc. Wealthy as, maybe a missed opportunity there.

 

I'd smash her

Though I would most within reason..

 

I have mate.

She loves it doggy, one can only oblige given the choice.

 

I thought you said she'd given you a joe blob, not the full hit. Who is Peter Kenyon, and what are you doing knobbing a rich solicitor?

 

I hope strangulation was involved whilst her head was buried in the pillow..

 

That reminds me of Stackhouse

 

What's Stackhouse and who's Peter Kenyon?

 

Oh no, full hit a good few times. First time straight from wembley in 1994 after beating Chelsea 4-0, up to Wood Green and do the fandango.

He is chief executive of Chelsea, formerly chief executve of Manchester United. And the reason is I'm a catch. Charisma to burn mate.

 

Not living in Swansea. Not very charismatic down there. Can you spit through the gap in your front teeth like Terry Thomas?

 

Why do you think i live down there? I am like George Clooney to the locals, handsome and dapper with an accent they love!!!