Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Potato Milk said:
Couldn't sleep so took a 2am walk through the woods in my underwear and flipflops <laugh>. I remembered hearing there is a meteor shower going on this weekend, although between the trees and the clouds, I didn't see any... But what's really cool at night in the woods here is the sounds.

I've lived here over a year now, but still occasionally hearing new frog songs I havent heard before . (At least, I'm assuming every whistling or non-insect chirping or baaa-ing I hear at night is frogs, I don't actually know).

Today's new "frog" song almost sounded like construction workers whistling at girls only instead of finishing going down in pitch it finished going up... Second coolest frog sound since the toads I discovered that sound like goats.
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Maybe it was construction workers wolf whistling some weird guy walking through the woods in the early hours in just his undies! Just putting it out there for the group to discuss.
 
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Garlic Klopp said:
Maybe it was construction workers wolf whistling some weird guy walking through the woods in the early hours in just his undies! Just putting it out there for the group to discuss.
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Hmmm... There is a house being built down the street... I stuck to close to the house/woods so couldn't be seen unless someone was on our property stalking me.


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We have hammered some small clubs this season
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We should play small clubs every week. <ok>
 
Garlic Klopp said:
Police have confirmed that an ex Premiership footballer, and a current one have had their houses burgled on the same night.
Ryan Giggs lost 2 Champions League medals, 13 Premiership, 4 FA Cup and 4 League Cup medals.
Harry Kane lost a kettle and a toaster.
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one burgler slipped in a pool of saliva and broke his back, the other had a free.run of the place as the owner was off boning is brothers wife.
 
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Zanjinho said:
Klopp asks fans to stop singing his name during matches...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYwG3mNH/

... can't see that happening tbh
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nah. fans won't be having it.

they are going to sing very loudly for klopp cos every bit of fear put into fsg at the minute is required.

fsg should be left in no uncertain terms fans do not accept their bullshit about smart signings or cheap buys or whatever it is they are attempting with the Bellingham crap.

we want klopp supported. the end.
 
Had a district Nurse out today doing a follow up visit from Saturday when i realised i had the start of a pressure sore. She asked about my weight and i said i was trying to put some on as i was clearly too thin. She promptly suggested a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake .She correctly interpreted my vomiting impersonation as not being a fan of that particular dining company so started suggesting chocolate, adding cream to things ,ladling jam on stuff and most importantly avoid anything listed as low fat.
Not the normal advice you hear these days but i must do as i'm told barring the extremes of McD :emoticon-0119-puke:
 
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Solid_Air 2 said:
Had a district Nurse out today doing a follow up visit from Saturday when i realised i had the start of a pressure sore. She asked about my weight and i said i was trying to put some on as i was clearly too thin. She promptly suggested a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake .She correctly interpreted my vomiting impersonation as not being a fan of that particular dining company so started suggesting chocolate, adding cream to things ,ladling jam on stuff and most importantly avoid anything listed as low fat.
Not the normal advice you hear these days but i must do as i'm told barring the extremes of McD :emoticon-0119-puke:
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Hope you’re alright. Good one is adding some sugar to tea/coffee or on top of your cereal if can handle either of those.

Can you send the nurse my way so she can formally tell me I need to eat more chocolate as well that would be grand.
 
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InBiscanWeTrust said:
Hope you’re alright. Good one is adding some sugar to tea/coffee or on top of your cereal if can handle either of those.

Can you send the nurse my way so she can formally tell me I need to eat more chocolate as well that would be grand.
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will do
she was pretty tidy too.

I never normally eat between meals and think that is where i can just start having little snacks to increase calorific intake the thing is i have spent decades making sure i didn't get overweight so goes against the grain .
 
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Solid_Air 2 said:
Had a district Nurse out today doing a follow up visit from Saturday when i realised i had the start of a pressure sore. She asked about my weight and i said i was trying to put some on as i was clearly too thin. She promptly suggested a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake .She correctly interpreted my vomiting impersonation as not being a fan of that particular dining company so started suggesting chocolate, adding cream to things ,ladling jam on stuff and most importantly avoid anything listed as low fat.
Not the normal advice you hear these days but i must do as i'm told barring the extremes of McD :emoticon-0119-puke:
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I get told to eat stuff to fatten up all the time ;)

Seriously though, hope you okay mate
 
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Solid_Air 2 said:
Had a district Nurse out today doing a follow up visit from Saturday when i realised i had the start of a pressure sore. She asked about my weight and i said i was trying to put some on as i was clearly too thin. She promptly suggested a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake .She correctly interpreted my vomiting impersonation as not being a fan of that particular dining company so started suggesting chocolate, adding cream to things ,ladling jam on stuff and most importantly avoid anything listed as low fat.
Not the normal advice you hear these days but i must do as i'm told barring the extremes of McD :emoticon-0119-puke:
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****ing hell.
 
Solid_Air 2 said:
been better and i wish they would tell me how you're meant to keep pressure off your right side when you have a broken left hip .
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Have you tried hovering off the ground like a hummingbird?

All the best, I imagine that is rather difficult.


I'm sure doesn't compare to what you're going through, but I remember when I had gout the first time in my big toe, they put me in a boot... That shifted all the weight to my big toe.

Sometimes medical staff don't know what they're doing.
 
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Potato Milk said:
Have you tried hovering off the ground like a hummingbird?

All the best, I imagine that is rather difficult.


I'm sure doesn't compare to what you're going through, but I remember when I had gout the first time in my big toe, they put me in a boot... That shifted all the weight to my big toe.

Sometimes medical staff don't know what they're doing.
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you do sometimes wonder if the ****ers do it deliberately <laugh>
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