Remember when I brought my Indonesian girlfriend to meet my parents and tell them we were getting married, after divorcing the Peruvian original. My Dads comment: “Why do you want to get married again after the first one was a disaster?” Hope yours goes better. Got my own back by converting to Islam to go ahead with it.
I bet he'd win the title if he goes to Scotland though, any useless **** can work wonders there, see Gerrard.