Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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Good luck to you. If you want a ticket for Saturday pm me.
Pain? I tore my calf muscle 'playing' walking football last March, never known pain like it. Then I fell asleep with an ice pack directly on the wound 'to bring the swelling down' and it stuck to my skin. It must have been less painfull getting my leg amputated with a rusty saw. But pain passes. UTT.
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There must be some serious concern for her, as typically you wouldn't be overly worried if a grown adult hadn't been seen for a day. Hopefully she is found safe and well soon
 
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Lads and lasses can I just ask you to check your wing mirror before you open your car door.

Monday evening on the way home from work I got knocked off my bike with the comedy classic car door open in front of cyclist.

I manager to partially swerve out of the way but still went over the handle bars and landed heavily on my right hand side.

I now have the biggest purplest bruises I've ever had all down the outside of my right leg from mid-thigh to above my hip and from elbow to my shoulder. Plus on my left hand wrist.

It wouldn't be so bad but we flew out on holiday Tuesday and sitting by the pool everyone is staring like I have the world ****est cover up tattoo.

Oh and as I was lying there swearing and groaning the first thing the van driver said to me was don't worry about my door are you OK <laugh>
 
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