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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He went to China with Ursula-von-der-leyen to try & tell them to stop sidind with Putin
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    <laugh>

    I picture Fu,ckedup19s voice as Jo Pasquale, but a bit more camp
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Farked19

    "I'm going canvassing the red wave is coming "

    Carer

    "Yes , that's right you're making a difference, let's get back to the day room , I mean France "

    Farked19

    "I got a million pounds from Rashid Sanook don't you know & you live in a bedsit "

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    " That's right , everyone lives in a bedsit, it smells like you need changing dear "

    Farked19

    "You didn't know what you were voting for you racist peasants , Putin rigged the referendum & any day now it's going to be overturned"

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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    ****in hell, he's really got you guys good.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The dementia riddled old fart is quality entertainment <laugh>
     
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  6. DMD

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    Dopey pumpey tries to spin laughing at the silly sods as somehow us being rattled. In reality, the fact they need to post such deluded nonsense and spam is a clear sign they're rattled to ****.<laugh>
     
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  7. Farked19

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    Fecking hell I didn't dare hope to spark a crazed righty Brexitard beelfest of 9 on the Rishter scale on a misty Sunday morning. Made my day! Thanks dipsticks one and all!
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If I was so effected by the ******ed blue versus red divide that I took it upon myself to hassle people in their own homes at the weekend, in an attempt to vote for either shambolic party full of self serving ****s.

    I would be ashamed, trainspotting would be less embarrassing.

    I would sooner have , double glazing salespersons Jehova's witnesses or TV licence enforcement officers bang on my door than an elderly, mentally impaired weirdo pushing their product .
    I bet he doesn't even hand out pretend pamphlets during his pretend canvassing.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    Yes I'm absolutely furious:)

    You silly old sausage.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm politically neutral & have no intention to vote for either Sir Rodney or Rashid Sanook the little Indian billionaire.

    I hate them both .

    Can you give me 5 reasons to vote for your favourite party ?

    Not greens they are just ******ed .

    Serious question, I asked the Gammon Slayer accounts & the prem board guests but never been given an answer other than they aren't Tory scum , which isn't really convincing enough to motivate me to vote .

    3 reasons even if you can't think of anything, from the Sir Starmer Labour manifesto pledges .

    Just try
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    3 reasons to vote Labour

    1.

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    3.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Thought so
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    Which version? He changes them that often.
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    I will vote Monster raving loony party.

    Labour and Torys are mongs and will not get my vote.

    Lib Undems are irrelevant
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    In the last couple of days they’ve said they’ll train 7500 more doctors a year, freeze council tax and insulate 19 million homes.

    They might try not pumping rivers full of ****, economic policy that doesn’t drive mortgage rates wildly up overnight, siphon billions off to cronies for no benefit or cut back on plans to build affordable homes to appease a handful of gammon who will soon be dead. We’ll soon find out I guess.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Sadly All The Tory scum need to do is ask Sir Rodney
    " if an illegal Muslim migrant arrives by small boat , sets fire to other Muslims , stabs black people & rapes little English children , if she identifies as a woman should she be put in a women's prison or deported ?
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    If Reform can’t recruit you then what chance do they have?
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    In the real world they will do nothing, just like the Torys
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Only you can predict the future, wise Kustard. New Labour brought in various policies to help people exactly like you.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So nothing apart from Sir Rodney has shares in an insulation company that will charge tax payers 10 times the cost of a private trader .

    My house could do with a lick of paint will Labour do that for free too ?
     
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