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Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Not quite sure what the **** Fabinho has to do to get sent off, it literally seems impossible!

    I wish the commentators would stop pronouncing it Joao Felix and pronounce it properly…like Joao Felix…winding me right up it is!
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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    Not bad i suppose..10 ahead of them if we win.
     
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  3. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    Agreed - it was compellingly ****e. Never enjoyed watching 2 teams being so **** so much.
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely brilliant from our perspective. Brighton however they just keep winning.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Thought Chelsea and Pool were absolutely appalling.

    The fact Liverpool battered us with such ease is a joke tbh.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    That's a hell of story with them, Cracking season from them.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Can't recall a club just getting every decision right like Brighton have been.

    Wanted promotion, so went with Hughton, gave him time to build and stabilise in the Prem. When it was time for a change, went with some random bloke who was doing an incredible job in Sweden of all places. He was barely at Swansea and they could see he was a gem.

    Potter does cracking work, turns relegation dodgers into regular top 10 finishes.

    He leaves and they grab a guy who was doing a top job in ****ing Donetsk.

    They have their finger to the pulse of football Brighton, they never sit on their hands. It's incredible.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    They didn’t in either game this season including at home when we went down to 10 men.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Ye alright bro

    we were absolutely smashed into pieces the second match for the first 25 minutes. They never even went into second gear for the remainder.

    They had 63% possession, matched us for shots but had 7 on target compared to our 3.

    almost double the amount of passes too.

    Every single statistic, and my own eyeballs, point to us getting smashed by them. But the monks on here, ever devouted and blinded by faith, refuse to ever accept that we can do wrong.
     
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    I agree for the first 20 minutes or so they played very well and scored twice and were the better team for that period.

    But a game lasts 90 minutes and not 20-25 minutes.

    In the remainder of the game we created more chances than them and should have scored a couple of them but obviously didn’t. They may have gone into second gear and could have stepped things up if we scored is likely but didn’t happen but to say they battered us just wasn’t the case no matter what your religious depth is.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Understatement of the century for me that. Which I think you know, as if you said "they battered us for the first 20 minutes" you'd have proven my original post right, by the law of Not606, you're not allowed to do that so I get why you didn't use those words.

    We were absolutely atrocious; to be smashed to pieces like a bug hitting a truck, against a team that is playing so badly, is obviously terrible.

    If we were playing Swansea tomorrow, they'd have moments in the 90 minutes in which they threatend our goal. For us to say "HA, see! We improved" is grasping.
     
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    said Pouchies lass… never.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    If you get the chance to see Rashfords goal. Ask yourself. Why is he not offside. He was 20 yards offside.

    Yet a couple of weeks ago our goal was ruled offside after 2/3 touches of the opposition.

    WTF???!
     
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  14. Roland Deschain

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    I’ve just seen it. It’s ****ing baffling. Nobody commenting. He’s miles off, then a Man U player plays it to him and he scores. Yet no check, nothing.

    The cheating bias for Man U is at the worst it’s been since Fergie.
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

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    I’ll add that Brentford seemed to constantly pull up on attacks. They had multiple chances to do damage but always seemed to avoid going for it. The one on one looked like match fixing, plain and simple.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Toney probably had a bet on that scoreline.
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s bizarre because it’s part of the same phase of play.

    So how the **** isn’t he offside. He’s literally 20 yards offside……
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm gonna hold the Mackems to their word on this

    The rivalry is "dead cos NUFC is just Saudi FC now"

    Ok, so if Sunderland win the next derby, i expect they won't celebrate it?
     
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  20. Roland Deschain

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    Soon as he hits it it’s offside. Maybe somebody can explain it to us.
     
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