Pompey joke.....

[saintrichie123]

After nearly 100 years, a team of divers from Portsmouth were amazed to find the pool on the Titanic was still full..............

 

[Itchen North Matt]

The making of CSI Portsmouth was cancelled when it was realised that everyone had the same DNA and nobody had dental records.

 

[SaintsFan86]

The making of CSI Portsmouth was cancelled when it was realised that everyone had the same DNA and nobody had dental records.

 

[mossyn]

Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down

 

[SaintJabie]

A hurricane recently blasted through Commercial Road causing £3,000 worth of improvements.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down

Oh dear. Please none of this sort of rubbish, I thought this site was for the more sophisticated and intelligent supporter.

 

[saintgreg10]

Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down

This coming from a supporter who's club play in Fratton!

 

[MAJR]

A hurricane recently blasted through Commercial Road causing £3,000 worth of improvements.

That's a good one

After nearly 100 years, a team of divers from Portsmouth were amazed to find the pool on the Titanic was still full..............

But I dont get that one.

 

[Gordon Gekko]

You don't get that one? Saying that, did the Titanic have a swimming pool?

 

[saintgreg10]

You don't get that one? Saying that, did the Titanic have a swimming pool?

Yes, indeed it had. The Titanic was one of the first ever ships to have a heated swimming pool on board.

Here is a picture:

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Here is a link also: http://www.nmni.com/titanic/On-Board/Activities-on-board/1st-Class-Swimming-Pool.aspx

 

[MAJR]

You don't get that one? Saying that, did the Titanic have a swimming pool?

Went over my head I'm afraid.

 

[KingslandKate]

Went over my head I'm afraid.

Maybe you were in the deep end.

 

[fatletiss]

Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down

to be fair, that's good.

 

[SAINTDON13]

Following the evictions from Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site next to the St Marys Stadium.
Furious at the thought of having dirty, smelly, inbred, thieving toe rags living right on their doorstep......... the travellers have turned the offer down

To be truthful, the people that these travellers were worried about are only going to be there on 7th April, surely they can put up with that for one day?

 

[SAINTDON13]

After nearly 100 years, a team of divers from Portsmouth were amazed to find the pool on the Titanic was still full..............

.. and no sign of that bloody iceberg, did it ever exist?

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

Haha this is hilarious!

There were even more on the old 606!

 

[Chaplow's Shiny Head]

Whats the difference between a woman from pompey and a rottwieler answer lipstick why do seagulls fly upside down over pompey because theres nothing worth ****ting on

 

[PompeyLapras]

What's the difference between Portsmouth and Barcelona?

Barcelona aren't as good.

 

[Qwerty]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

[AdamBanana20]

What's the difference between Portsmouth and Barcelona?

Barcelona aren't as good.

Barcelona under 12's you mean lol