I've just entered the site without logging in (and therefore was subjected to the usual battery of adverts). I popped over to the Pompey forum for a gander and was confronted with the invite to join "Fish Dating" I thought at first that one of our lot had committed some heinous wind-up, but I think it's for real! I wonder if any of them have noticed? ps. (I apologise if this has been spotted before)
What on earth is a fish dating? Is it dating between people who have an interest in fishing or something?
It is real (reel?) enough and appears on our site too if you have not signed in. Perhaps it is for Mermaids?
Shoaly we have exhausted all the fish puns? We are all dab hands at them by now. I remember a fish pun thread not that long ago, so let's just skate around this one!
I'm having a halibut time reading these brill-iant fish puns! But seriously, what a load of pollocks!
Going to have to start trawling around for more puns... I think i'm going to mullet over... hopefully, that wont be a missed-hake...
Alooh Alooh Alooh. I think I'd Betta take a look at that. Cod be an interesting thing to read at work before I go back to my Drum. More interesting than reading about Emperor Nero's Fangtooth. Whenever Mrs Nero told him to see the dentist he'd just Grunt. So he ended up with Hammerjaw. It was his own fault - he was always warned to beware the Ides of March. "I'm alright Jack, he would say. One day Mrs Nero caught him Kissing Gourami, one of the serving girls, but she forgave him when he bought her a new Leatherjacket. She was afterall only a minnow. But she sent him off on a trip to Yorkshire where he met a gypsy, known locally as a Northern Pikey, who had an Oldwife with a Pearleye. He stayed s a guest of Queen Danio, who had recently won the glamour contest of the local bank, getting the title of Northern Rock Beauty. Mrs Nero didn't know that of course or she'd have given him a right Shiner when he got home. That would have left him with a Tube-Eye. He sat down to dinner one night and complained "There's too mant sharp spikes on these. Are they Unicorn Fish?" "No they're Viperfish you Walleye" said the queen. Nero decided to wash down his food with a carton of orange juice, but the greedy sod swallowed the whole thing, packaging and all. He was rushed to hospital where he eventually got the doctor's prognosis. "Result of X-Ray, Tetra pack carton present in stomach". Fed up with his experience in England he returned to Rome, where he was greeted with a feast of poultry;in particular a bird with a Yellowtail, cooked specially by German footballer Christian Ziege. Don't worry, My coat is already on!
Well, Devon's just given the definitive answer to whether or not Pompey fans have intimate knowledge of fish!
To be fair, some of them are quite attractive. Like Alexis Green (?) I think. And of course on a completely non-sexual level, Rob McElwee! He was fantastic!
