Off Topic The it's Monday thread here!

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Well l never said such a horrible thing about our good mate, Kiwi.
I said he’s got a clock!
come hither seed of satan and repent all your sins, the angel of the lord has come down and is ready to smite down all none believers. To save your miserable souls please pay a 50 dollar salvation fee payable to the most reverend Didley of Squat . Those short on the cash need not fret the most holy rev will take as part exchange beautiful daughters with big gazzumers of course, decent pickup trucks, land titles,and gems .Those parishioners with massive mansions who want to tread in the footsteps of giants like the disciples sign over those titles Roge the baptist will fulfil all those requests.Whilst disciple Woops will test the virginity of those offered to be little sisters of the poor, All cravings and pervy dreams to be handed to woops before enrolment
 
come hither seed of satan and repent all your sins, the angel of the lord has come down and is ready to smite down all none believers. To save your miserable souls please pay a 50 dollar salvation fee payable to the most reverend Didley of Squat . Those short on the cash need not fret the most holy rev will take as part exchange beautiful daughters with big gazzumers of course, decent pickup trucks, land titles,and gems .Those parishioners with massive mansions who want to tread in the footsteps of giants like the disciples sign over those titles Roge the baptist will fulfil all those requests.Whilst disciple Woops will test the virginity of those offered to be little sisters of the poor, All cravings and pervy dreams to be handed to woops before enrolment

Think the church has found our new speech writer!