I heard a commentator use that joke in a recent game but he said Mexican rather than Italian, the ****ing muppet!
According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers .. and then there are educators!
Just been watching Women's golf on Sky. It's so much like real life... They're shyte at driving but great with an iron!
Well, what a relief!! At long last, I’ve finally had some good luck for a change! I saw a fortune-teller recently who told me to beware of a stranger who will try and take me for a mug and con me out of a large cash sum during the next 3 weeks. Well, I’ve been careful and the 3 weeks are up today, and brilliant!.. nothing’s happened!! Best £500 quid I’ve ever spent.
