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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Squint Eye, Mar 11, 2023.

  1. Squint Eye

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    ..my sincere apologies in case something similar to this has been posted by someone else before.
    There's no Have-Your-Say on the BBC today. I wonder whether this is because of the Gary Lineker saga (to whom incidentally I have read quite a bit of malignant comments about his comments on a number of football related issues). I miss it already even though it hasn't been more than a three days.

    Maybe even the Monties similar to that Monty from our six-fingered friends can be useful under certain circumstances
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The day government policy is dictated by Gary Lineker <grr>
     
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    Can’t be any worse than what has been dictating over the last 12 years
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Or the Blair years before that.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    this too.

    They are all a bunch of clowns but all the crap we saw under Blair pisses me off in equal measure. Spending all the cash, illegal war, dodgy dossier etc…

    we need a new party.

    not606 party?

    I’ll happily do foreign secretary if we get in.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Foreign secretary, more foreign hols...
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Obi as chief of defence with his TONFU sticks.

    Magdad can be in charge of entertainment.

    head of education… DPP

    Trev in charge of future technology?

    what other jobs would need to be allocated and to whom?
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It makes sense to let someone comfortable with travelling and diplomacy do the job though mate… I’d do it on a reduced rate..
     
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    Jak could be in charge of human rights?

    Or statistics minister.
     
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    I took my lad to Brussels and did the Nigel speech outside the parliament. Even though I voted remain. I still love that clip and love the way he sticks the fingers up at the overpaid clowns.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Can't I be minister of food & agriculture?
     
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    importing food (to you stomach) ?
     
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    This Government is a bunch of scumbags... the BBC is its propaganda tool.

    Having said that I've seen more action from Nick Hancock than I have from Alexander Isak.
     
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    Ministry of Justice please - I should be able to reduce prison overcrowding fairly quickly....
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Hopefully via use of a shot gun
     
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  18. Judge Death

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