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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    He was artillery so probably closer to the shipyard than in sight of an angry German
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s a Doid
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Ironic truth bomb detonated
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    New round of Old Firm action this weekend.

    Carnival atmosphere expected at the Majestic Heroine as Beales squad of care-free and swashbuckling footballers take on an open and expansive Kilmarnock side managed by lauded 9IAR hero Derek McInnes.

    Expecting Rangers to get off to a flier as we always do, but if not, expecting the crowd to do its upmost to lift the players after their unlucky loss to Lucifer's XI last Sunday in the CIS Cup.

    Over in the ***** corner, the Satanic horde head over to Paisley to play Celtic Juniors, once again it looks like Celtic will be relying heavily on Rick O'Shay to break down St Midden and fully expect them to win by 6.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    It's gone from "nothing in it" to "rebuild" in 12 hrs :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Toley Fart

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    *utmost
     
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    And I'll be pissing myself laughing as Dundee United finally get a win with Goodwin at the helm :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That would be amusing
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I'm expecting the new Dundee Utd manager to get a Good Win <rofl>

    Thanks for giving me this joke @Mono
     
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    It WILL be extremely amusing <cheers>
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Hows the back and suicidal thoughts @Drew ?
     
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    **** knows, I'm not even friends with the cow on Facebook
     
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    Lower back and legs not good again, awaiting yet another MRI and now seeing a Physiotherapist. The physio is rather gorgeous actually and it was lovely having her hands gently on my hips, lower back and legs. Normally you have to pay for that sort of service, so someone was telling me anyway <ok>

    Suicide? That's for losers, ****tahs, lezzers, trannies and *****s. I'm a survivor.
     
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    What does MRI stand for?
     
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    ***** ****** Invalid
     
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    Think it's the same as a duckdoo.
     
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    Daft Mick getting a duckdoo mixed up with a Brafur.

    Stupid Irish person.
     
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    Looks like a deal is ON!
     
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    Because he used to play for Celtic Boys' Club and his arehole is in tatters so it is sore to sit down?



    ****in' yassssssssssssss <party>
     
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    Just what we need, another spearchucker.

    If only he played in the English 1st division!
     
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