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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    So that's why your xG stats are so pish? They come from the Huddleboard <rofl>

    Doid really has taken over the asylum (though to be fair, the sign s were always there)

    https://footystats.org/scotland/celtic-fc-vs-rangers-fc-h2h-stats#5145779

    1.4 vs 1.49

    Bearing in mind that 3 of your chances came when we were quite clearly not giving a **** about defending, then you realise just how fortunate Fat Ange was to being usurped by rookie Beale and the crock squad.

    If anything, youse should be very concerned by nearly losing 3 battles in the one day.

    Thankfully are Ultras took liberties with yours and your banner was gazumped at the end too.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Your xG was 1.91


    But aye, coulda been 7-1
     
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    Bet you've a wee float for your Samsung <laugh>
     
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    Haha - ra 'Doid knows he's been done.

    Off you toddle, kidda.

    <laugh>
     
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    Go on post your big bath
     
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  7. Pattern Of Assistance

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    What is the 'xIQ' for 'Doid and Crappers?

    I'm thinking between the pair of them - possibly 57...that's being uber generous by ra way.

    They won't be troubling Mastermind anytime soon.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    What was your xG then?
     
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    Mind when you counted offside shots are "chances" <rofl>

    Huddleboard = "reputable sources" :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Why would I do that you nonce?

    Jesus Christ - I know you are Froth Factor 5 but this is unacceptable!

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    He's waiting on Shuggy "Unrepentant" Quinn selling him some reputable data
     
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    Is it sitting there with your bet slips <laugh>
     
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    This must be a record. Ra 'Doid and Crappers have been oan here since 1230am this morning.

    What was it - oh yes - 'Some Life'...

    <rofl>
     
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    Says Herr Crapto - the BHOY who deletes (or says he didn't place them) dockets when they don't win.

    <rofl>
     
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    Mindy and Eddie's OTT reaction to the result of the Diddy Cup final would suggest they are very relieved chaps. Obviously they were very worried about Bealeball, and rightly so.

    Reminiscent of the aftermath of our historic Europa league final to be honest.

    Nothing but sheer relief.
     
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