Match Day Thread The Final

No i'm not Nicola Sturgeon.

 

You should be grateful it was me asking and not CC!!

 

Who is a famous nonce teacher?

That's how i picture DPP.

 

Kinky bugger that he is (CC)

 

Hmmmm…. Just confirmation you’re definitely still at school

 

Whereas I have him down as looking like this

 

Cut my hair and pretty much got it. If you squint your eyes and tilt your head after a few pints

 

Obi!

 

After a gastric band?

 

When Obi gets a lift anywhere... it's usually a crane the fat fook.

 

Obi is the best poster on here tbh, he's funny as ****.

 

Surely he just lives in a caravan and is driven around?

 

He's fat as **** too.
and Tight as ****.
And Southern as ****.

 

You are funny aswell mate.

 

He needs winching out to get his dole money in person.

You know those chinooks which fly regularly over Hexham?
It's Obi going on holiday.

 

And I'm a ****.
And an Ex Mackem Turncoat too.
I drink it all in.
Like the salty tears of the top 6 clowns or the drips from the end of Pouchies lass's salty flicker.