Off Topic The Burly Arms

Tell me a joke luv

 

knock knock

 

**** off!

 

**** off mr taxman he aint live ere no more.

I knew it was the taxman cos he warns you when hes gonna knock you 20 points


Oh and the reason for thw joke request

 

Morning

 

The Scottish dwarf is no more.

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Lanzarote

 

No mate, that's a plant.

 

Chilling in Mexico this afternoon

 

I'm in the hospital for my hernia consultation, decent coffee.

 

You scottish?

Why so happy?

 

Good luck bro

 

I’m surprised Jet2 haven’t been in touch asking if they can use this as a marketing photo.
Come to Lanzarote! We have a green plant!!
Brilliant stuff.

 

Egypt

 

@PINKIE transitioning from rocks to plants not going well.

 

Few roads away from me this

Will keep an eye out for him

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I think the forum sign out is fooked?

I forget what problems this causes now but it will no doubt cause loads of errors.

 

Dunno bro ive never signed out
#dedicated #commitment

 

Site crashed for about 10 mins short while ago, so i've reported it.

Night lads.

 

Morning