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Match Day Thread The Final

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 1, 2023.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    There are clearly lots of fans who are disgruntled with our performances at the moment and some saying we have no chance of winning the cup final.

    So, if any of you want to give me your Wembley ticket, I will gladly take away the pain so you don't have to watch the final.

    I'd hate for you to suffer. I'm nice and thoughtful like that. <cheers>
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    If you watch them and watch us it's clear they're far superior. Newcastle have an outside chance in the day but I would bet anyone right now 1000 pounds that Newcastle will lose.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    So you'll let me have your final ticket, right?
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    The price is a blowjob which was the same deal nev took and got bumped for
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    She’s dead so did it through a medium. Deffo not obi of course. He’s an XxXXXL.
     
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  6. ToonArmy1892

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    Bruno back for the final man, we've got a fighting chance with him, **** Casemiro, dirty manc nonce.
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    The strongest XI on form has a chance. We’re hard to beat, that’s a fact. I like that we’re going in outsiders, our “issues” this season have mainly come about when we’re favourites!! Compare our matches against B’mth, Leeds, Palace to those against Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Every time there's a chance but unless newcastle improve dramatically I see a Man united win.

    They'll go after a burn who looks tired .. he's been outstanding until recently.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Imagine if the Europa cup game goes in to extra time and penalties…..
     
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  10. boxheed

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    Joe can’t be banned for the final even if he gets a yellow in the next match according to nufc.com
    Also, we are playing in home kit in final
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    I kind of can't stop thinking about this game now, it will be here before we know it.

    Crapping myself.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    It won’t aliens are gonna hover over Wembley and it will be postponed
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Good job Wembley isn’t in the US of A otherwise it most certainly would <laugh>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Thank goodness, Trev will be safe!
     
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  15. Magdad

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    Deductions have come out of peoples bank accounts for cup final tickets

    If you were in periods 1 - 3

    <diva>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Is it the aliens?
     
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  17. Arfa Pint of Lager

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    Nothing taken out of my account yet :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  18. G4rdToonArmy

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    Period 6, ballot 3 will know tomorrow at 5pm - so I'm trying to remain calm until tomorrow evening. It's not working but I am trying!

    All for an alien invasion regardless of ticket status!
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Area 105 for me. Decent view tbf.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    No they haven’t………yet……

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