The Nathan Jones Depreciation Thread
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We were led by the best manager in Europe, the fittest person on the planet, and the first person to settle Mars. That merits memorialization.
He ended the Goodison Park hoodoo I’ll give him that
Was that when JWP was still shooting from free kicks???
You have to admire Nathan’s ability to always say whatever the hell he wanted to say, rather than what the circumstances in that moment required him to say.
Given he stated he asked God for guidance, I think this is conclusive proof that God is a skate.
Vin
Vin
Great manager, you should have kept him
Apparently at the end of yesterdays match they asked over the PA system
“Anyone who thinks we should stick with Jones, raise your hands”
Of all the fans left in the stadium, only eleven hands went up.
“It doesn’t look great” said Martin Semmens to Rasmus Andersen.
Nathan Jones then butted in. “With the greatest of respect, I’d like a recount. And I’m not letting anyone influence it this time, I’ll do the counting myself following my own philosophies. Statistically I’m one of the best in Europe at counting”
So the question is asked again, and this time Nathan Jones counts ten hands up.
“You’re right” said Jones. “I always worry when it goes from 11 to 10, it makes it difficult for me in terms of stuff”
“Anyone who thinks we should stick with Jones, raise your hands”
Of all the fans left in the stadium, only eleven hands went up.
“It doesn’t look great” said Martin Semmens to Rasmus Andersen.
Nathan Jones then butted in. “With the greatest of respect, I’d like a recount. And I’m not letting anyone influence it this time, I’ll do the counting myself following my own philosophies. Statistically I’m one of the best in Europe at counting”
So the question is asked again, and this time Nathan Jones counts ten hands up.
“You’re right” said Jones. “I always worry when it goes from 11 to 10, it makes it difficult for me in terms of stuff”
