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Match Day Thread Toon v Crying Bindippers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 11, 2023.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    They will beat us.
    It will stop Klopp crying.
    We will pick up injuries too.
    Then lose the final.
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Comfortable defeat. 6th at best this season.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Who is the ****test right now? Liverpool for me.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ****ing bondippers.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Bondippers?

    Good dippers? (French)
    007 ippers?
    Ippers who have investment bonds?
    Bondi beach ppers?

    <confused><confused>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    If they are dipping bins they might find bond movies or premium bonds.
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You expect us to read your novel??

    Summary.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    In summary, he said:

    They will beat us.
    It will stop Klopp crying.
    We will pick up injuries too.
    Then lose the final.

    <cheers>
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Another novel? Even longer?

    <doh>
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I think Newcastle should just play the reserve team in this game... it's all about the cup .
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Summary: Chippy = <wah>

    Better?
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    At last.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Apart from anything else how good would it feel to insult Liverpool by saying we don't even care so we are playing the under 19s.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Nah, I would hate for it to help kick-start their season, even if it meant we had a fully fit squad for the cup final.
     
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    Say we lose botman ? We then have to play lascelles in the final.. a couple of injuries to botman and trippier and any slim chance we have of our 1st pot in 70 years is gone.

    **** Liverpool I want to win the Cup... they can wait.. food for another day.
     
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  16. ToonArmy1892

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    We all know this is the game Liverpool will turn it on again, Salah will score a couple etc.

    ****s
     
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    Newcastle will play their best players get injuries, still lose the game and then end up playing an 11 containing Murphy and lascelles at Wembley.
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

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    Our very best is suspended. It’ll probably be tight and we will either get narrowly beat or draw. I felt we needed to win today to have a chance vs Liverpool. But we’re stuttering. Maybe everyone is distracted by the cup, so hopefully in a couple of weeks whatever the outcome we can focus more.
     
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    Once Guimareas comes back in it'll improve , but I actually think losing Willock is a blow .. he never hides , he's formed a good relationship with Joelinton on our our left and it is most definitely the left that is in need of urgent surgery.
     
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    I thought Longstaff had a good game, he seemed to alter his role slightly with Willock going off. For all the talk of issues if Isak/Wilson can find their feet (they're looking good in patches but not at the level they can be by any margin) then we'd have won against Bournemouth (both games btw!) and our position would be looking a lot stronger.
     
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