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    When I was a lot younger I was courting a deaf girl.

    I really liked her and the sex was great.

    In the end I had to stop seeing her she would never listen to me.
     
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    Saw the worst mind reader ever last night..
    Mind reader: "Think of a card, any card."
    Me: "OK"
    Mind reader: "Visualize it in your mind."
    Me: "OK"
    Mind reader: "Is it the Nine of Clubs?"
    Me: "No"
    Mind reader: "Ace of spades?"
    Me: "No"
    Mind reader: "What is it then?"
    Me: "Happy Birthday"...
     
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    Got a giggle from me.
     
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    I guffawed.
     
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