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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    Depart for intercourse?
     
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    Cityzen, Feb 2, 2023
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  2. DMD

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    **** off, he hinted.
     
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    DMD, Feb 2, 2023
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    **** off doesn't mean go away, it means **** OFF!
     
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    Kempton, Feb 2, 2023
  4. Muffinthegoat

    Muffinthegoat Well-Known Member

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    I never had money to invest directly in stocks and shares but I was sensible enough to put some of my hard earned into a pension fund to avoid relying on other people to keep me in my older age. I don’t think I’m shafting anyone.
    In other news, that company that forecast a deficit this year, last year forecast a surplus so as they got that wrong why do the BBC think they are going to be right this year?
     
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    Muffinthegoat, Feb 2, 2023
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  5. Ron Burguvdy

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    I've got that Dave Jar Vue feeling...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Feb 2, 2023
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  6. TwoWrights

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    I've never seen it (true), and that won't change tomorrow or the day after or the day after or... :emoticon-0100-smile




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    TwoWrights, Feb 2, 2023
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  7. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Feb 2, 2023
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  8. dennisboothstash

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    I can’t imagine why you’d think I said you were.
    Unless you’re the CEO of Shell, or similar, in which case you can get ****ed
     
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    dennisboothstash, Feb 2, 2023
  9. Gone For A Walk

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    To be fair, that's sort of interesting to see how embedded violent language is.

    By far the worst one is 'kick his / her (*) head in'. In my day it used to be metaphorical. Now, horrendously, it's taken literally. This really is one phrase that should now be banned, or at least stopped being used.

    (* multiple other variants are apparently available)

     
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    Gone For A Walk, Feb 2, 2023
  10. TwoWrights

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    I don't mind a joke, but I was under the impression panto season was finished.
     
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    TwoWrights, Feb 2, 2023

  11. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Oh no it isn't!
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Feb 2, 2023
  12. originallambrettaman

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    You’re going home in a ****ing ambulance…

     
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  13. DMD

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    DMD, Feb 2, 2023
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  14. TwoWrights

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    **** off Widow ****ie. :emoticon-0100-smile



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    TwoWrights, Feb 2, 2023
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  15. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Oh no I won't!
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Feb 2, 2023
  16. TwoWrights

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    Vern's behind you.



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    TwoWrights, Feb 2, 2023
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  17. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Bugger!
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Feb 2, 2023
  18. LeftSaidFred

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    He’d probably prefer to be in front.
     
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  19. DMD

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    A Vern Diagram

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD, Feb 2, 2023
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  20. Sumatran_Tiger

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    No bummings?
     
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