Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Might just start drinking at the Barca game and finish up on the journey back from Wembley.

 

He was sound before the game, got a text from him 20 minutes into it saying he was away for a pint of Absinth

 

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Drowning your sorrows before a ball has been kicked. Wise choice.

 

Proof I'm real

 

Yeah apart from the Klopp the Flop

 

Exhibit B

 

Exhibit C

 

Alberts Chip Shop has either 6 or 7 sock accounts. He's probably got one of them, at least.

 

@Sweet Baby Jesus

Aye alreet pal, stop making a fool of me now ya stoat the baw

 

I did wonder how many were him

 

last one

 

Oooofff. Tattie heed

 

I forgot to ask you where your from. North or South Tyneside?

 

Ashghanistan mate

 

Know Sandy Bay? I've a lifetime ban from that place. Got it about 15 year ago like, doubt they've got my face hanging from a wall, or will they?

 

Aye mate, think its changed hands about a dozen times since then

 

Very good

 

Was it always a bit wild and full of coked up chavs looking for trouble