Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Typical soft shandy drinking southerners........This is BBQ weather up here

 

Ah right, so their new winger you mean?

Is this so you can compare stats with your ****e striker to try to prove he's less ****e than he actually is?

Again.

 

Is that the striker that's about as prolific as a goalkeeper?

 

Ffs pedantic much


So We can compare him with your 70m ghost winger or the 100m fidget spinner one

 

You can compare him to our wingers, yes.

 

With a shot as deadly as the keeper, yes that's the one.

 

Not pedantic by the way, just factually correct and accurate.

 

Soz mate I only speak English and not that weird dialect you lot have up here.

Can you try again please?

 

Erm you mean Winger.


Cos One doesnt even play football anymore bro

The 75m one

 

Is it ****. It's a clear blue sky

 

The sun came out just after i posted that

Must be a sign with all the Saints arriving in the city.

 

Other than that strange looking orange ball in the sky

 

Anyway that pint cost me a bluey ffs. Thought you northerners were meant to be poor?

 

What gk has 9 goals?

 

Its £2.20 in my local WMC. You're in the centre of town, mate and they've probably heard you accent. Just add the word 'pet' at the end of your sentences and the price will come down.

 

Aye don't forget your suncream pal

 

Rogério Ceni scored 131

 

In the Bridge Hotel now. Lovely old school boozer and a bit more reasonably priced.

Heading towards Quayside which I'm guessing will be pricy as **** due to location.

 

That Colombian keeper banged in a few who used to take all the set pieces. Can't remember his name.

 

Saff feel free to come down and join us tonight if you fancy a few beers