Pretty much but I think it was Chris Cairns to Glenn Mcgrath. "Cairnsy, why are you so fat?" "Because everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit" Could be wrong though.
Brandes the Zimbabwe guy. Sarwan said something similar to McGrath but at the time McGrath's wife was battling cancer. That didn't go down well.
Either way I'd say it's pretty clear that cricketers banter just seems to be far superior to the stuff you get from footballers - though in fairness it probably helps that most of them speak English and as it's a smaller pool of players they know each other better. One that I am fairly sure of the people involved: Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan “I’ve been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you”. Cullinan: “Looks like you spent it eating”.
Yeah i recall the Sarwan one. I get that it was a misjudged comment as it was a well known thing with McGraths wife but if you're going to go around verbally abusing people (and he was a bit of a prick about it a lot of the time was McGrath) then you've got to expect comebacks. Pretty sure Sarwan wasn't specifically thinking of Glenns wife at the time.
Yeah, exactly. He was asking Sarwan if he'd been sucking Lara's dick. Not surprised Sarwan was pissed off and spat that out back at him.
Southampton into the final of the Carabou and the Q/F of the FA Cup. Could be a great season for them.
Rod Marsh and Ian Botham was my favourite cricket sledge. Marsch: "How's your wife and my kids?" Botham: "Wife is fine but the kids are ******ed"
Dunno I'd worry about Luton knocking us out with us taking their manager, sort of thing which happens in football quite often. Win tomorrow and we'll be digging Bobby Stokes up ready for you lot. Been dead almost 30 years but probably still better than our current strikers. Just set my alarm for half 5 so early night for me. Buzzing as **** though.
I think Luton have had two replays so expect another one, which is the last thing you probably need. Or it could be Grimsby. In all seriousness you'll beat both tbh.
No replays from now I don't think. This round already played midweek Annoyingly I'd have preferred it to be away. ****ing zzzzz draw.
Libby's going to think he'd drove to the wrong city when he gets to Newcastle and doesn't spot a single Vince McMahon
If you weren't battling relegation you'd be loving both the cup runs. I've just looked at your league fixtures and I reckon you could realistically get 19-22 points from the games remaining. Not sure if it's enough to keep you up.
