January transfer window

I would rather cut my cock off than have us waste £60m on that little ****e.

 

OK, you could have gone with buying Gordon, but you're saying cut your cock off instead. Final answer?

 

Final answer. **** fresh and cockless... as long as we don't sign Balding for £60m.

 

You having issues?

 

It's banter mate, should try it.

 

Yeah could post a million gifs

but if you can’t spot banter from someone responding to your posts on erections asking if you have erection problems then I suggest maybe just you who should try it

 

No, i don't have erection problems, thanks for the concern.

 

I'm in your class anyway, why you asking me these types of questions?

 

Can't beleive they don't prescribe the obvious remedy.

Jog? Nah
Bath? Nah
Pee? Nah

Hmmm, OK... visit Pouchies lass??

 

Where is Pouchy?

 

locked in Chippy's dungeon being forced to watch what his Mrs does with the Mustard one.

 

He popped on a couple of times, think he said he had been really busy at work.

 

Because if you’re having these problems at your age……

 

Oh yeah, sorty, that's what I meant.

 

Scrabble or connect 4?

 

I'm not, ok, i'm not.

I'm not.

 

Think you're giving Chippy too much credit there.

 

Let's get back to transfer talk lads, thread is being derailed.