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Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Tell you what’s super impressive - how the commentators **** themselves ****ing silly because Man U are “in the equation”. They’re doubly happy because it means they don’t have to talk about those nasty geordies as a threat to the establishment.

    ****ing embarrassing.
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    How **** are spurs? They don’t even have cow millers there to help.
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

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    Spurs are bloody painful to watch
     
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  5. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Top 4 is ours

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  6. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Loris - actually any premier gk is better than him
    Ok not dino
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Mistake :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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    That Spurs idiot who kicked Ramsdale trying to mingle back in the crowd thinking he'll avoid a stadium ban..

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  9. ToonArmy1892

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    Be a real shame if Liverpool went out tonight on penalties.
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Really surprised that Marriner
    Is reffing the game Wolves v LiVARpool considering Marriner supports Aston Villa?
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    15 minutes added time coming if scousers aren't winning at the end.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Gutted I missed the Orgasm prank on BBC.

    Someone strapped a phone with a woman's orgasm as the ringtone to the set and as Lineker and Murphy are discussing pre match in studio set it off <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    I wondered what this was all about, just assumed there was some audible swearing or something.
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  14. Magdad

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  15. ToonArmy1892

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    Ref keeps giving goal kicks when it should be corners to Wolves, surprise surprise.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I bet it was Chippy
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that’s what I’d do
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure I recognise the sound, is it Pouchy's lass?
     
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  19. ToonArmy1892

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    Probably best for us if Liverpool win anyway, give them as many matches as possible.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This guy is such a twat, especially bearing in mind he and the rest of the Juventus board all resigned due to a police investigation into their transfer dealings. What makes him think his opinion is valid?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64320106
     
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