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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Or testing the suction power of the new vacuum cleaner when the nozzle slipped over my penis.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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  5. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Looks like Ric Glasgow has almost finished pulling all of his smutty Christmas crackers.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
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    Did they believe you?
     
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    Cityzen, Dec 21, 2022
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  7. Sumatran_Tiger

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    I heard it was you. Maybe a vicious rumour though.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
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    You're Dyson with death. :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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  10. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Why do you think it was me?
    I doubt anyone would post such a real-life medical emergency about themselves on here ;)
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022

  11. DMD

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    DMD, Dec 21, 2022
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  12. Sumatran_Tiger

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    So you admit it happened to you then DMD? Very brave, but you were Dyson with emasculation.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
  13. Ric Glasgow

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    Coincidentally...I emptied my bag today,absolutely full it was:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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    Was it a Henry or a Hettie? :emoticon-0111-blush



    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Dec 21, 2022
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  15. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Your vacuum cleaner must be a relic from the seventies
    Has it been PAT tested?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
  16. Sumatran_Tiger

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    No idea, I was giving a further example of what you posted. Obviously if I meant myself, I'd have written "my friend". Do you think I am an amateur?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 21, 2022
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    Nah...If the cord gets caught under it I just swathe the bare wires in insulating tape and let the good lady(not a Patricia)use it for the next couple of weeks.

    **** getting electrocuted!!!
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 21, 2022
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    Oh no, I've always had you pegged as a pro. :emoticon-0111-blush



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    TwoWrights, Dec 21, 2022
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Dec 22, 2022
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